Corey Norman

[SDM]

I posted this in another thread regarding what we have had to deal with last couple of years.

I mean you seriously couldn't write this shit. It has become a saga.

Still better than 2011/2012

* Employ Justin Poore
* Employ Luke Burt
* Employ Nathan Hindmarsh
* Employ Stephen Kearney

 

[Gary Gutful]

The waiters wouldn't want to get their orders wrong.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Could the club then be sued for forcing players to work with ex-crims?

Well, I guess, if the unsupervised ex-crims taught a 17 year-old player how to crack a safe, or how to beat someone up with a baseball bat and the digital yellow pages (must be hard for the boys in blue these days ) there might be a case.....

 

[84 Baby]

Well, I guess, if the unsupervised ex-crims taught a 17 year-old player how to crack a safe, or how to beat someone up with a baseball bat and the digital yellow pages (must be hard for the boys in blue these days ) there might be a case.....

Well Corey & Junior have expanded their circle of likewise friends among other activities

 

[Noise]

So Norman on his way to court

Parramatta Eel Corey Norman to face court on illegal drugs charges

Parramatta Eels half Corey Norman has been ordered to front a court after he was allegedly caught with MDMA capsules and muscle relaxants at Sydney's The Star casino.

Police issued the court attendance notice to Norman's legal team on Wednesday afternoon.

He will face the Downing Centre Local Court in July on two charges - possessing a prohibited drug and possessing a prescribed restricted substance.

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/parramatta-eel-corey-norman-to-face-court-on-illegal-drugs-charges-20160525-gp3p6v.html

 

[flash]

Smh reporting Norman to face court for possession

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

F*cking idiot. Fair dinkum.

 

[Stagger eel]

I'd love a year where we come last with no off field dramas...

 

[eel01s]

Maybe we offer Hayne Norman's money, and then get a top level prop or two.

 

[Snoochies]

Great year.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I take it the muscle relaxants are to stop lock jaw from the e's? Rather than for purposes more common in the uphill gardening community?

If he could have done this a couple of weeks earlier, we could have kept Peatsy.

 

[Noise]

It's funny how so many people reckon the media are full of shit when they report on the eels and claim they are making stuff up. Lately the media have been very close to the truth.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

We really are like a man with a fork in a world of soup.

 

[EelsFan05]

What a f**ken idiot. When he is trying to negotiate what will possibly be his biggest contract. The old saying about laying down with dogs.

 

[Parra Pride]

Somebody just f**king end it.

 

[Snoochies]

NRL gossip saying MDMA.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

NRL gossip saying MDMA.

So are the cops. It's in the SMH article quoted on the previous page.

 

[84 Baby]

I take it the muscle relaxants are to stop lock jaw from the e's?

Probably more

Dealer - "Drugs, drugs... yeah...umm... here you go Normzie these are the good stuff"

 

[84 Baby]

I'd love a year where we come last with no off field dramas...

I'd still prefer a year with all this shit where we win the comp

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

What a f**ken idiot. When he is trying to negotiate what will possibly be his biggest contract. The old saying about laying down with dogs.

Yeh, well a few dogs get pregnant, but that's the least of our worries.