Could Quigs be a closet Donkeys fan?

[Dragon Slayer]

I'd like to complain about an advertisement as well.

There's no phone number in one of the advertisements I'm interested in.

 

[Frenzy.]

FMD Quigs!

Is it not bad enough you have been caught in the Broncs website and now you leave new evidence that you may be frequenting other dubious web abodes.

Exhibit C

Are the 2 linked Quigs? Is there something particular attracting you to the Boncos site. Do you aspire to.................well you know....Hang out big time?

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Are those hands covering the phone number?

 

[Quigs]

Chics really dig me cause I rarely wear undies.

 

[azzah72]

No doubt. As attested to here

I think you are #20 azz.

Indeed I am, and proud of it.

 

[Quigs]

If I had a mobile phone I'd ring up LU or Bigpond and complain about this

I know I wont get any help from the Sharks LU Infraction Review Committee as they are all to busy reprimanding the Cabin Boy. I just wish some of them would stop acting the goat and get this fixed.

 

[M2D2]

HAHA @ Declared idiot thread. Good stuff.

 

[Frenzy.]

If I had a mobile phone I'd ring up LU or Bigpond and complain about this

I know I wont get any help from the Sharks LU Infraction Review Committee as they are all to busy reprimanding the Cabin Boy. I just wish some of them would stop acting the goat and get this fixed.

Put the bloody chics back in or I'll have to infract you.

 

[coolumsharkie]

I have a strange urge to go and hire a suit.

 

[Frenzy.]

Call Roper. Any suit hired before the season starts gets a free set of juggling aparatus.

balls, bowling pins and chainsaws

 

[Quigs]

George never did get it did he?

You'd a thunk that he would of got fully sick dudes to model his suits, not nerdy lookin' turds that couldn't drag a chic if they had a footlong and a squillion in their wallets.

Its all to do with matchplans.

 

[Frenzy.]

When does the duck hand down your sentence you old reprobate?

Gonna be a BIIIIIGGGGGGG infraction for being a Donkey's fan.

How we gonna break this to Elford and redders when they get back?

 

[Quigs]

I was speakin to a third party, a bloke with a wealth of knowledge and plenty of history in the hospitality section. Although he is a rabid tory he did suggest strongly that some people who were recently given a position of power within here are starting to exceed their required powers.

I argued strongly in favour of those that get elected but he just said that I should just take note of all the unwarranted threats and claims certain people are making.

This other party inferred that power had gone to a certain blokes head, he was also quick to draw attention to how he thought that a certain elected bloke made decisions without consulting other members of his office.

I tried hard to sway this bloke but he said there was a movement to get rid of the evil boil and it should be lanced before the season kicked off. The other bloke kept going on about a spill. Said that the evil elected official was an insect and needed devouring by a strong spider type of bug.

I couldn't understand why, but his emotion was there for all to see.

 

[Frenzy.]

Glad none of that refers to me.

Anyway, Judge Jemima has sent a notification that sentencing will be tomorrow evening.

The Captain could be in the house in case of trouble.

By the way Quigs, there's been a recent consitution change. Non consulatative no less. The present committee is IN. Can't be voted out for 2 years. It's a fine change.

 

[Quigs]

Comrades - did you happen to know that McCarthy and J Edgar Hoover were Chechins too.

Must be a trait of those that get elected to a position of power. Luckily it doesn't happen in here .... hey.

 

[snoozer]

i don't believe a word of it quigs.

the hartleys are doing the usual.

merkins.

 

[Frenzy.]

i don't believe a word of it quigs.

the hartleys are doing the usual.

merkins.

So, you too, choose to ignore the evidence snoozy?

The sin has been confirmed. There has not even been a denial. I think the old fella is going down when the duck gets back on the bench.

 

[Quigs]

When they poured across the border,
I was cautioned to surrender,
this I could not do;
I took my gun and vanished.

I have changed my name so often,
I've lost my wife and children
but I have many friends,
and some of them are with me .....

ou are ouuu

(leonard cohen - the partisan )

There were three of us this morning
I'm the only one this evening
but I must go on;
the frontiers are my prison.

Oh, the wind, the wind is blowing,
through the graves the wind is blowing,
freedom soon will come;
then we'll come from the shadows.

 

[Frenzy.]

<< link


Just tried to have fun
Raised Hell and then some
I'm a dirt talking, beer drinking, woman chasing minister's son

Slap on the make-up
And blast out the music
Wake up the neighbours with a roar like a teenage heavy metal elephant gun

If you call that guilty then that's what I am
I'm guilty
I'm guilty

Like driving too fast
Love going too far
It seems the law's on my ass everytime I stick it out of the door

If you call that guilty then that's what I am
I'm guilty
I'm guilty

Bad boy on a summer night
When the heat makes me mean and I want to fight
With me pedal on the metal

And I do what I want to do
Bad girls make me feel all right
When it's hot and they start screaming in the night
Golly gee, it's wrong be so guilty

Guilty
Guilty
I'm guilty

My conscience is on vacation in acute degeneration
Willpower has sunk to an all-time low
If you call that guilty well I guess I am

I'm guilty
I'm guilty
If you call this guilty then that's what I am
I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty
I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty
Well, I'm guilty
Yeah, I'm gulty
I don't care
I'm guilty
I think I have been framed anyway
They said I'm guilty
I'm guilty
They're guilty and everyone is guilty

 

[Quigs]

Your heartless soul will haunt you for eternity.

You should show more emotion, and remember

The best way to avoid disappointment is to lower your expectations.

---------------------------------

The Man Who Couldn't Cry <--- link

His dog was run over, his wife up and left him
After that he got sacked from his job
Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore
But still not a sniffle or sob

His novel was refused, his movie was panned
And his big Broadway show was a flop
He got sent off to jail; you guessed it: no bail
But still not a dribble or drop

In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered
And made to make license plates
Water and bread was all he was fed
But not once did a tear stain his face