You are a despicable human being. No doubt you have never even visited France, which is the site of one of the great civilisations of the world.
What I love most about the French is their refusal to be dominated by Anglosphere culture like the rest of the world. Every other nationality makes a great effort to speak English, not the French. Love that.
The one terrible thing though is your open door policy. France should remain French, likewise Germany German, Sweden Swedish. Having your own culture is what makes a country what it is.
France and anything French is total shit. I am ashamed that my surname has French origins.
The epitome of arrogance amongst the world's nationalities.
People say the French make great champagne and perfume. There are reasons for this.
Firstly, French males need to drink copious amounts of champagne to make their female counterparts look less than hideously unattractive.
Secondly, French women need to drown themselves in perfume as an attempt to disguise the fetid bodily odours that they excrete. A workmate once had a fling with a French woman and it took him several days to eliminate her stench from his nether regions.
The only achievement of note that the French have performed is the sinking of the Rainbow Warrior in Auckland Harbour in 1985 and even that was a shit fight.
And no, I wouldn't step inside the borders of France ever, never.
10 not shit French people/things/ideas:
Zinedine Zidane
Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Three Musketeers
Louvre museum
Cinema (Lumiere brothers)
FIFA World Cup (Jules Rimet)
Olympics (Pierre de Coubertin)
UEFA Champions League (Gabriel Hanot)
Gothic architecture
French cuisine (including French fries, Eclair, Baguette)