I am not Marty. I am not his friend. I am a fan of his, and have been ever since I first saw him play for Canberra. And even more so since I met him in the club bar at Griffin Park, Brentford, last year after a game for what was then the London Broncos.
But I will send this thread to him, or let him know how to find it and read it.
Most of you have been very nice in your comments.
You can check out my comments on other parts of this forum, and there you will see I have other interests, especially connected to France. And in case you are still cynical, search and you will find that there is no place for Marty at Les Catalans!