I believe there is around 5000 Saudi Prince's out there in this big bad world of ours, so and I am serious here, is there any chance that someone that follows and loves the Eels has some way of contacting just one of these uber rich gazillionaires and is able to convince him to buy out the whole club? The only real stipulation would be that he can't move or change the colours of the team.
Like I said, serious question. I mean there is no way anything will change for us under a democratic board. We don't have any business savvy fans or even non fans who are quality business types and just want to get in there and run the joint properly.
So the only thing I can see is if we maybe put feelers out there or even an add for any bored mega rich Saudi Prince that wishes to try a new sport that has the potential to absolutely titillate and thrill his senses and imagination, and if so, well this is the game and in particular the team for him. We are without doubt a true diamond in the rough.
I'm sure by his standards we would be awfully cheap and within no time at all he would be in possession of the Manchester United of the rugby league world down under and the total envy of all his Saudi Prince brothers and cousins. What more could a young or old Prince want to help him stand out and sparkle brightest in a House that is full of very, very shiny stars?
I don't think there is a better option out there, in all the world. If a Saudi Prince wants to make his mark, then we are the club that will make all his wildest and craziest dreams come true.
So come on Prince's you know you want it, so like the add says, 'Just Do It'. Take a chance on us. I don't think you will ever regret it. It can all be done so very easily and I'm sure it will be just like another minor expense for you. Kinda like adding another wife to the stable.