Eels Attack Analysis

[Gary Gutful]

You keep making excuses for our inept coach and his staff while I’ll be keeping it real like I normally do.


Hineyrulz the voice of reason LU really needs, we already have Pou so not sure why you are bothering. No one can compare with the master.

I’m not making excuses. You’re talking absolute bullshit about Bennett.

He’s a better coach than BA. By a long way.

But he isn’t a better coach because he teaches the boys how to catch and pass.

That’s intolerably stupid and you should be made to go bobbing for choc apples in the Charlie’s shitters. Every poor bastard who had to read your gibber has had their IQ immediately drop by 10 points and for some they don’t have that much to give away to start with.

I’m awarding you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

 

[Twizzle]

If Bennett teaching fundamentals is the secret you have to wonder why they bought all these dangerous attacking players.

if you've ever heard him talk about the basics, this is exactly his MO

he has said while the game has changed a lot, the basics have not

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I would've believe a f**ken word he says. If he's got anything of value to say he won't be saying it for free.

 

[hineyrulz]

I’m not making excuses. You’re talking absolute bullshit about Bennett.

He’s a better coach than BA. By a long way.

But he isn’t a better coach because he teaches the boys how to catch and pass.

That’s intolerably stupid and you should be made to go bobbing for choc apples in the Charlie’s shitters. Every poor bastard who had to read your gibber has had their IQ immediately drop by 10 points and for some they don’t have that much to give away to start with.

I’m awarding you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

LOL!!

KISS merkin!! Bennett keeps it simple and it works for him, poor Bea is just simple.

 

[eels_fan]

I’m awarding you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

 

[hineyrulz]

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[Gary Gutful]

LOL!!

KISS merkin!! Bennett keeps it simple and it works for him, poor Bea is just simple.

Souths definitely play a very simple game in attack. They just catch and pass and the rest takes care of itself.

 

[hineyrulz]

Souths definitely play a very simple game in attack. They just catch and pass and the rest takes care of itself.

Well why can’t we?? Watch us try to go through the hands on Friday night?? It’s as slow as playing 18 holes on seniors day.

 

[IFR33K]

Well why can’t we?? Watch us try to go through the hands on Friday night?? It’s as slow as playing 18 holes on seniors day.

Another early game? Ffs

 

[Gary Gutful]

Well why can’t we?? Watch us try to go through the hands on Friday night?? It’s as slow as playing 18 holes on seniors day.

Yeah. Thats all thats required. Just pass it!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You pass you score you win. It's not f**ken hard!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pass score win
Pass score win
Pass score win

 

[hineyrulz]

Effort collision win
Effort collision win
Effort collision win

 

[emjaycee]

Pass catch score win
Pass catch score win
Pass catch score win

Fixed it.

 

[hindy111]

It isn’t a fair fight if the better teams are just worrying about the cherry on top of the pudding and we are still making our pudding. Not only that but we don’t have cake mix and have to resort to whisking up plop, flour and eggs.

You get what I am saying, Ploppy pudding boy?

What the hell are we doing making puddings. No wonder we are going backwards

 

[hindy111]

Effort collision win
Effort collision win
Effort collision win

Front load effort, win the collision.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I thought it was "chase the collision"....Probably should be "chase the win" FFS.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Score the point