My hate queue:
1. Gutho - FMD bro… leaders don’t pass it off every time to rookies when we’re playing like busted f**ks, and then have a cuddle with Kyle Felcht while the Cows are scoring.
2. Perham - all good but if you wanna be an NRL player, you can’t give up hat tricks to Felcht
3. Penisini - learn from it, sometimes when it looks like you’ve showed up your opponent, they just setting you up
4. Drown - appreciate moving, but champions get it done wherever they are on field
5. Simonsson - well they avoided you for some reason, so how about actually going looking for some work instead
6. Jrthur - get up to pace! And do it quick. You’re either behind or in front of play. And play quicker. Opposition (and fans) aren’t going to give you time
7. Moses - all good, just f**ken kick goals. All it takes is putting it between 2 sticks and over another
8. Reg - love ya work, mo. One slightly off game doesn’t change that.
9. Mahoney - you got a choice. You can leave with fans blaming club for lowballing, or you can leave with fans packing your bags?
10. Junior - more runs, less pronunciation instruction to commentators please.
11. Papali’i - all good, BUT YOU BETTER f**kEN KEEP IT UP ALL YEAR!
12. Lano - can you hit up a witch doctor to kill off Sean Lame please? He keeps haunting the club.
13. Nrown - dude… did you even play this week?
14. Maka - I can only remember you making one run. Is that a good thing or bad thing?
15. Matto - awesome awesome couple of games. It’s just coincidence you’re in contract negotiations right?
16. Oregon - honestly if that’s the standard, grab your board and head for Cronulla beach, brah.
17. Cartwright - I’m a little disappointed you didn’t miracle us a win to be honest.
18. Greig - I thought I told you to shave those sideburns!
Brthur - I don’t pretend to know what happens behind closed doors, but bro 2 shit house performances in 3 games? Do we need to ask Gus to run a training session too?
If they exist (maybe it’s NRL’s fault), the f**khead who decided to take our home game vs Cows to Darwin - Yes we contractually need to (to the f**khead who signed that contract - 32k fans don’t give a shit about whatever money that brought in if it means a loss), and no the Cows don’t draw a crowd at Parra, but they f**ken play/train all year in that shit! And you can’t tell me Canberra or Cronulla or Titans draw big crowds at Parra, plus we took Brisbane there last year, who you can’t tell me they don’t draw in Parra.