Eels in the media

[Gronk]

It was a joke Joyce, pull the stick out of your butt ffs!!

More likely you pull your daily knife out of BAs back. Amirite ?

 

[hineyrulz]

More likely you pull your daily knife out of BAs back. Amirite ?

I’ll remove the knife when you remove the tongue from Bea’s datehole.

 

[Gronk]

I’ll remove the knife when you remove the tongue from Bea’s datehole.

Always the victim

 

[hineyrulz]

Always the victim

Of course, do you even 2023 bro???

It’s the oppression Olympics!! Everyone’s victim these days Gronkles.

 

[Rocket man]

I like it..

like @Twizzle I'm the oldest merkin on earth so I''ve seen a few Dummy halves in my time.

FWIW...

1 - Steve Edge
2 - Michael Mosely
3 - Brad Drew
4 - Reed Mahoney
5 - Mark Riddell
6 - PJ Marsh
7 - John Morris
8 - Aaron Raper
9 - Nathan Peats
10 - Matt Keating.

No John McMartin.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Billy Rayner
Kevin Webb
Mark Bugden
Shane Flanagan
Ron Hilditch

 

[the phantom menace]

Shane Flanagan

I'd clean forgotten he'd played for us!

 

[Twizzle]

Billy Rayner
Kevin Webb
Mark Bugden
Shane Flanagan
Ron Hilditch

Steve Edge went OK

 

[Gazzamatta]

Steve Edge went OK

Sure did. Top of my list.

 

[84 Baby]

I like it..

like @Twizzle I'm the oldest merkin on earth so I''ve seen a few Dummy halves in my time.

FWIW...

1 - Steve Edge
2 - Michael Mosely
3 - Brad Drew
4 - Reed Mahoney
5 - Mark Riddell
6 - PJ Marsh
7 - John Morris
8 - Aaron Raper
9 - Nathan Peats
10 - Matt Keating.

Needs more Dean Schifilliti

 

[yy_cheng]

I like it..

like @Twizzle I'm the oldest merkin on earth so I''ve seen a few Dummy halves in my time.

FWIW...

1 - Steve Edge
2 - Michael Mosely
3 - Brad Drew
4 - Reed Mahoney
5 - Mark Riddell
6 - PJ Marsh
7 - John Morris
8 - Aaron Raper
9 - Nathan Peats
10 - Matt Keating.

Em en eh

 

[Stagger eel]

Needs more Dean Schifilliti

he was considered...

his form in 99 was awesome and helped steer us to a Prelim.

 

[TheRam]

Eels’ ‘waste’ exposed as gamble backfires; big recruitment win over rival: Brutal Review

Eels’ ‘waste’ exposed as gamble backfires; big recruitment win over rival: Brutal Review

www.foxsports.com.au

Nor could he have predicted the 2022 Player of the Year suffering three different injuries. And he certainly didn’t plan for the club’s biggest off-season recruit to string together just 12 games before medically retiring.

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Why not? Most of us here could. The other stuff like suspensions and injuries are fair enough, but would have been absorbed well enough if we got our recruitment right.

But because the idiots who did the recruitment got it wrong and we the fans got it right, we missed the eight. One more win is all we needed. Had we recruited right, a better 12, 2 and 3 not to mention a better middle then Joffa, we would have won at least another game or two and made the eight.

But lets stick every excuse in as the same category of unfortunate 'who could have seen it coming' nonsense. That way there is no one to blame. Lets not ever mention the NRLW, that just didn't happen. Next!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Why not? Most of us here could.

You predict f**king everything to go wrong, and then when it eventually does you carry on about itoldyaso. Not a f**king peep when your predictions never happen. No wonder hindyeleven looks up to you.

But because the idiots who did the recruitment got it wrong and we the fans got it right, we missed the eight. One more win is all we needed. Had we recruited right, a better 12, 2 and 3 not to mention a better middle then Joffa, we would have won at least another game or two and made the eight.

Even if we had made the eight, as soon as we lost a finals match you’d be carrying on with itoldyaso again. Sixteen losers every year and our club is just another one of them.

Anyway everyone knows the reason we missed the eight is because we rissoled Jake Arthur. The proof is that we missed the eight. QED ffs

 

[TheRam]

No John McMartin.

Best of the lot. If we didn't lose him we would have won the 1978 premiership easily, if not more.

Edge coming in 1980 saved our bacon and we ended up getting around 50% of the freakin ball at long last.

 

[84 Baby]

Sixteen losers every year

Pharty is gonna be all over you for that one.

 

[Stagger eel]

Best of the lot. If we didn't lose him we would have won the 1978 premiership easily, if not more.

Edge coming in 1980 saved our bacon and we ended up getting around 50% of the freakin ball at long last.

well McMartin wouldn't have been able to save us from that moron who couldn't count to 6 properly.

 

[TheRam]

well McMartin wouldn't have been able to save us from that moron who couldn't count to 6 properly.

They may never of had the ball in the first place though.

 

[Stagger eel]

They may never of had the ball in the first place though.

Hartley would of found another way to f**k us.

 

[JokerEel]

You predict f**king everything to go wrong, and then when it eventually does you carry on about itoldyaso. Not a f**king peep when your predictions never happen. No wonder hindyeleven looks up to you.

Even if we had made the eight, as soon as we lost a finals match you’d be carrying on with itoldyaso again. Sixteen losers every year and our club is just another one of them.

Anyway everyone knows the reason we missed the eight is because we rissoled Jake Arthur. The proof is that we missed the eight. QED ffs

Pou goes boom!