Eels Next Coach

[Noise]

It’s still in his drive they never canceled his profile.

Username: RStuart
Password: Weakgutteddog

Forgot password question: How many textas did I get today?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

What a stadium
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Lol, thats the vip entrance too, my platinum membership doesn’t permit me within 500 metres of it.

I have go round the back. Me and the nuns.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Ryles on gpt, getting advice:

Gutho (small pay cut), Dylan, Moses (pay cut), Hands, Hopbad, Catterson (pay cut),

Everyone else is on show cause.

 

[Gronk]

Dribble

 

[Eelementary]

Dribble

I wouldn't say it's drivel - this club has been starved of success for 4 decades, and whoever ended up taking the role would have had a lot of pressure on them to convert the team to a Finals threat again.

 

[Gronk]

I wouldn't say it's drivel - this club has been starved of success for 4 decades, and whoever ended up taking the role would have had a lot of pressure on them to convert the team to a Finals threat again.

New Parramatta coach can’t afford to fail ? How stupid. All he can do is prepare the team, put together a decent roster and point them in the right direction.

Bellamy said that it’s not hard to make the semis. The difference between making the semis and winning the comp is huge however and you rely on no significant injuries, no off field disruptions and the other teams simply not being better at it than you.

Everyone knows that we are in drought, but you only need to look at our 01, 05, 09, 22 seasons to see it’s bloody hard to win a comp.

If merkins are going to apply a benchmark of success on Ryles to win a comp or it’s a fail, then they are only adding an extra mountain to climb, which is setting him up for a fail.

 

[Delboy]

Ritchies columns have got worse is that’s possible, Crawley, Ritchie and Hooper are now in a photo finish for who’s the biggest Media dribbler.

 

[Incorrect]

There wouldn't be a rugby league coach on the planet who wouldn't be aware of the premiership drought the Eels are currently in the midst of. They know it when accepting the role - surely it's a challenge, not a potential failure to be feared. If Ryles doesn't break the drought, well he's not on his Pat Malone...

 

[Incorrect]

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[Gronk]

Jason Demetriou is on the Monday Scrum pod and he talks about the BA years, the Board and how attractive coaching the eels is to any coach.

Monday Scrum | New Look QLD, Ryles The Man For Parra & Disaster For The Sharks! - Triple M Rocks Footy NRL

The Monday Scrum crew is in with James Graham, Jason Demetriou, Brent Read & Adam Peacock in to pick apart the Origin teams for game 3! The guys talk David Fifita's shock omission, if Billy is rattled, why Ryles is a great pick up for the Eels & we look at the Broncos huge slide! Plus with Nicho...

omny.fm

 

[King-Gutho94]

Ritchies columns have got worse is that’s possible, Crawley, Ritchie and Hooper are now in a photo finish for who’s the biggest Media dribbler.

Bullflog Ritchie can only write dribble talking to old players from the 70s, 80s, 90s.

90% of his articles are rent a quotes from cranky ex-footballers to stir up in the media.

He doesn't deal with the current crop of players.

If i was doing a podium of the 3 muppets you mentioned.

I would give
Gold Medal Muppet - James "Car Whacking Bonnet" Hooper
Silver Medal Muppet - Dean "Bullflog" Ritchie
Bronze Medal Muppet - Paul "Whinger" Crawley

While Phil "Buzz Biden" Rothfield is probably lucky he doesn't get a start there maybe he deserves a platinum muppet medal.

 

[84 Baby]

I wouldn't say it's drivel - this club has been starved of success for 4 decades, and whoever ended up taking the role would have had a lot of pressure on them to convert the team to a Finals threat again.

Dribble

While what he said is probably true, it’s very clearly written as deathriding manifesto

 

[King-Gutho94]

"There was also an informal conversation with a currently contracted NRL head coach that didn’t get off the ground."

‘Broncos of the west’: How the Eels landed their man Ryles

Jason Ryles was mowing the lawn at his South Coast home when the phone call from Parramatta came through. The deal was done a few hours later.

www.smh.com.au

Is this the North QLD Coach @Avenger

 

[Stagger eel]

"There was also an informal conversation with a currently contracted NRL head coach that didn’t get off the ground."

‘Broncos of the west’: How the Eels landed their man Ryles

Jason Ryles was mowing the lawn at his South Coast home when the phone call from Parramatta came through. The deal was done a few hours later.

www.smh.com.au

Is this the North QLD Coach @Avenger

the whisper I heard yesterday from someone close to thew action was that after Uncle Wayne had knocked us back we pretty much offered the role to someone else currently connected at another club and they decided to styay where they were, he then changed his mind a few weeks later and wanted to apply but was told that he would no longer be in the running as they were too deep in negs with Ryles and Hannay.

it reminded me of the Jason Taylor style sliding door moment.

 

[hindy111]

Lol, thats the vip entrance too, my platinum membership doesn’t permit me within 500 metres of it.

I have go round the back. Me and the nuns.

I bumped into Benji. Great guy and had a chat. He was very impressed with some ideas I gave him.

 

[DaveMc]

"There was also an informal conversation with a currently contracted NRL head coach that didn’t get off the ground."

‘Broncos of the west’: How the Eels landed their man Ryles

Jason Ryles was mowing the lawn at his South Coast home when the phone call from Parramatta came through. The deal was done a few hours later.

www.smh.com.au

Is this the North QLD Coach @Avenger

I found this part interesting, suggests there really was a disconnect between Arthur and the board:

“However, there has long been a belief within the Parramatta organisation that a disconnect between the football team and the club was holding them back.

Ryles’ homework, if as thorough as we are led to believe, would’ve discovered that well before Mitchell Moses’ post-game tirade after the Knights game a week ago highlighted it.

It’s a culture the Eels privately believe has been allowed to fester under the siege coaching mentality of Arthur, and a realignment of the club’s culture and standards was imperative in their search for his successor.”

 

[Squire]

Dribble

I thought all coaches can’t afford to fail at their roles.

 

[EelEtric]

I found this part interesting, suggests there really was a disconnect between Arthur and the board:

“However, there has long been a belief within the Parramatta organisation that a disconnect between the football team and the club was holding them back.

Ryles’ homework, if as thorough as we are led to believe, would’ve discovered that well before Mitchell Moses’ post-game tirade after the Knights game a week ago highlighted it.

It’s a culture the Eels privately believe has been allowed to fester under the siege coaching mentality of Arthur, and a realignment of the club’s culture and standards was imperative in their search for his successor.”

"The club" doesn't necessarily mean"the board". There are a lot of moving parts within any organisation.

 

[Avenger]

"There was also an informal conversation with a currently contracted NRL head coach that didn’t get off the ground."

‘Broncos of the west’: How the Eels landed their man Ryles

Jason Ryles was mowing the lawn at his South Coast home when the phone call from Parramatta came through. The deal was done a few hours later.

www.smh.com.au

Is this the North QLD Coach @Avenger

I reckon it is mate.

 

[Avenger]

Dribble

Everyone knows he is the mole and he exclusively stated that it was going to be Hannay.

Bulldog Ritchie and his opinion is as relevant as Disco.