Eels release Kieran Foran

[El Diablo]

www.bagofarse.com

$90

do they price match?

 

[strider]

You didn't already know that?

There may have been times i had an inkling

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

There may have been times i had an inkling

I was thinking that if it's smart enough to solve the puzzle then it can probably talk too. And will be able to explain how the f**k you do it.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I was thinking that if it's smart enough to solve the puzzle then it can probably talk too. And will be able to explain how the f**k you do it.

He'd probably also be smart enough to spell 'Rubik's'.

 

[strider]

He'd probably also be smart enough to spell 'Rubik's'.

:lol:

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He'd probably also be smart enough to spell 'Rubik's'.

I gotta admit I was tossing up between a c and a k... went with just puzzle.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Rubik is a merkin.

 

[hindy111]

Haha I made you bite

Gee foreplay with pou I have sunk to new lows :x

 

[hindy111]

do they price match?

Are you after a bag El dicko?

 

[El Diablo]

no

you can have Gus

 

[Bigfella]

He doesn't want any arse but granto's

 

[Gronk]

The Daily TelegraphVerified account ‏@dailytelegraph 25m25 minutes ago
Sidelined @TheParraEels captain Kieran Foran sells Belrose home for $1.7m at auction today http://bit.ly/28ZwZkN

This is Foz's redundant home, after he bought in Freshwater earlier in the year. So it was always going to be sold.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

i'm sure there must be something more sinister behind selling one's property on the open market.

 

[Gronk]

Foran sells home.

Dun, dun dunnnnn !

 

[El Diablo]

avenger bought it

 

[yy_cheng]

sale price to be included in our next year's cap

 

[El Diablo]

John Grant has personally valued the house at $2.5 million and that's what it will go under the cap as

we will also be fined the $800k difference

 

[yy_cheng]

He's also throwing in the BBQ for $250 which is also going under our cap.

Apparently it's not at arm's length as you can turn the knobs.

 

[yy_cheng]

Then the buy renegs as he finds all this Parra crap in the house.

They sue Foran for not deliverying on what they originally saw and leaving the house in parra filth.

Foran fights the charges and the lawyer's costs of $2M is paid by the Leagues Club and also goes under the cap because we used Shine lawyers and they are not at arms length either

 

[yy_cheng]

Then they find that the plumbing is blocked and Foran was going to get a local plumber to fix it.

However, a mate (j the s) suggests a plumber he knows who is currently looking for some spare dosh. The plumber hires a bus driver who never stops and drives him to the house.

They fix it and comes back with a huge fee to FOran. The plumber does not tell anyone that he stuffed brown paper bags in the pipes to plug some leaks. BUt some four eyed former merchadising manager hitched a ride on the bus and video taped it and sent it to some turd friend of his as well as the DT.

The turd guy realizes that all this is not at arms length and the cost associated with all this is charged under our cap.

Since