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Egg on cowboys faces

muzby

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Eggcept egging does create dents in cars and does ruin paint jobs.

They will now know this now no doubt.

if an egg dents your car, you have bigger problems with the car than just an egg..

unless the egg is frozen, of course..

but regardless of that, either way their intention would not have been to ruin paint jobs.. that may be the outcome, but not the intention..
 

BunniesMan

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This seems like Mad Monday stupidity. I am stunned players would be acting this way the week of a finals game.
 

carcharias

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if an egg dents your car, you have bigger problems with the car than just an egg..

unless the egg is frozen, of course..

but regardless of that, either way their intention would not have been to ruin paint jobs.. that may be the outcome, but not the intention..
Muzby
I work in the i motor industry
I can assure you an egg would dent any current car if it hit it in the right spot.
Cars panels are thin as shit these days.
All of them
And eggs will f**k the paint very quickly if it is on it in the sun.
In a few hours there will be damage.
 

MilkShark

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Muzby
I work in the i motor industry
I can assure you an egg would dent any current car if it hit it in the right spot.
Cars panels are thin as shit these days.
All of them
And eggs will f**k the paint very quickly if it is on it in the sun.
In a few hours there will be damage.
Not to mention dried up egg shell on a car, try getting that off with scratching the f$5k out of the car.
 

muzby

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Muzby
I work in the i motor industry
I can assure you an egg would dent any current car if it hit it in the right spot.
Cars panels are thin as shit these days.
All of them
And eggs will f**k the paint very quickly if it is on it in the sun.
In a few hours there will be damage.
No question about the paint damage.. But the denting i still have doubts over..

Never seen an egg dent a car.. Hell, I've rarely even seen one break a window..
 

perverse

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Breaking a window would be harder than denting most modern cars, I would think.

Regardless of damage, these guys are a special kind of stupid. It's not Mad Monday for you yet, idiots. I guess they wanted to join Fifita in the race to sabotage their own teams finals chances.
 

Canard

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WHAT A MORON! DESERVES TO BE SUSPENDED DELIBERATELY DAMAGING OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY.

f**kING DOG ACT.

I betcha you got up to some hi-jinks in your NRL playing days!

Especially as you were such a gun, the club would have helped cover it up.
 

carcharias

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No question about the paint damage.. But the denting i still have doubts over..

Never seen an egg dent a car.. Hell, I've rarely even seen one break a window..
Well they would
Put and egg, point to point between your palms and try and crack it.
If it hit in the middle of a quarter panel on the point of a new model jap car there would be a dent
That would need to be fixed and resprayed.

Probably looking at about $600
 

Fufu Andronez

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So it seems that they hatched a plan to get some eggs-ercise before the sunny side came up the day before Fry-day.

To say that they are egg-stremely shell-shocked that the police didn't egg-nore their act of egg-streme stupidness would be an eggs-aggeration.

Paul Green must be cracking up at this news thinking its a yolk.

Ill see my self out
 

Danish

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No question about the paint damage.. But the denting i still have doubts over..

Never seen an egg dent a car.. Hell, I've rarely even seen one break a window..

The key to getting an egg to dent a car is to be throwing out of speeding car to increase its velocity...

... Or so I am told
 
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The mad Monday shenanigans seem to get eggsponentially lamer and tamer each season.

However, the corresponding media eggclamations seem to get worse.
 
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