Ernie Wanka

[The Rosco]

When his team had a win, he was always the first to celebrate with a big fist pump.
Then another.
Aaaaand so on.
Normally, I'd see myself out about now. But this thread seems different.

 

[Walter sobchak]

He was rock solid

Yup. Stood tall and never lost his shape throughout the full 80.

 

[Walter sobchak]

When I was in Indonesia I meet someone who’s name was f**kie

No joke

Was her last name “short-time”??

 

[King hit]

Was her last name “short-time”??

It was a guy

 

[Walter sobchak]

It was a guy

Hey, live and let live is my motto.

 

[Bring back John Fifita]

Poor Bert...

 

[madunit]

Had a manager once call wayne kerr. The name suited

There was a Wayne Kerr who played for Ireland

http://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/players/wayne-kerr/summary.html

 

[BxTom]

http://www.territorystories.nt.gov....itory News_20150916_page17_NTNews_News_17.PDF

 

[THE CHAMP]

I heard he got sent off for going overboard with a facial

 

[Walter sobchak]

I heard he got sent off for going overboard with a facial

Was never shy at handing them out.

 

[Chimp]

Was never shy at handing them out.

I have a Turkish friend called Ufuq - Pronounced you-f**k... I also have a 5 year old son who has to call him deli-amjar (Turkish for crazy uncle), as we know where it's heading if he knows his real name.

 

[merahputih]

Just discovered this thread. I briefly worked with Ernie when I arrived in Darwin just after Cyclone Tracy. He was a civil engineer and a nice bloke. Growing up with that name obviously toughened him up for later life. The family name was actually pronounced 'Wonka' (as in Willie), but that didn't help much.

 

[Brutus]

Just discovered this thread. I briefly worked with Ernie when I arrived in Darwin just after Cyclone Tracy. He was a civil engineer and a nice bloke. Growing up with that name obviously toughened him up for later life. The family name was actually pronounced 'Wonka' (as in Willie), but that didn't help much.

Is Ernie still with us?

 

[Fangs]

I heard he got sent off for going overboard with a facial

Used to get away with rubbish on the face all the time.

You wouldn't pack a scrum with him.

 

[Nealo 12]

Used to get away with rubbish on the face all the time.

You wouldn't pack a scrum with him.

I have an old Big League program with him named as number 13 in the parra team , I think it is a 1977 program from memory

 

[blue bags]

I have a Turkish friend called Ufuq - Pronounced you-f**k... I also have a 5 year old son who has to call him deli-amjar (Turkish for crazy uncle), as we know where it's heading if he knows his real name.

Turkish name. Bestie
Bestie wanka

 

[Brutus]

I have an old Big League program with him named as number 13 in the parra team , I think it is a 1977 program from memory

Parra have had a lot of Wankers in their teams over the years. Ernie was just one of them.

 

[Shaggy55]

No he's definitely a real Wanka.

The funniest real name ever IMO.

Nearly as funny as the old baseball player from the 80's at, I think, Minnesota and Kansas City - Rusty merkinz....

 

[Shaggy55]

Nearly as funny as the old baseball player from the 80's at, I think, Minnesota and Kansas City - Rusty merkinz....

Is this Aussie autocorrect ?
I typed in Rusty merkinz and it appeared as 'merkinz'.
Now, we all know what a 'merkin' is....

 

[blue bags]

What about that AFL player
Named. Zippy Fish
Wtf
What's wrong with some parents ?