F7s WC Qualifiers

[Pistol]

Open for votes

10 days is the duration of the poll.

The top two will qualify for the WC

 

[NK Arsenal]

Definitely Burkina Faso!

 

[Misanthrope]

I have tentatively offered my services to China on account of it being so close to South Korea - but I'd also be available for South Africa (on account of being involved with an Afrikaaner) or Scotland/Wales (heritage) if need be.

 

[bartman]

This is just to pick which two teams go into the mix of six playing the F7s WC, along with Australia, England, New Zealand and Ireland yeah?

So nothing to do with availabilities etc for any of the above teams yet?

 

[Willow]

I was torn between Wales and PNG - tossed and coin and voted for Wales.

 

[Pistol]

I think that a few players have some obvious links to their nations. Once the qualifiers are picked, then we can talk about availabilites. Players can vote, as can prospective captains. Ultimately once the qualifiers are decided, we can go forward with captains nominations, and then the decided captains can open up threads asking for players

 

[Big Mick]

Vote Malta!

 

[Jesbass]

Vote for freedom - vote for Scotland! :lol:

 

[Titanic]

Enter the real dragons... Zhongguo Jaiyou!

 

[Amadean]

Hey Titanic, if we represent China does that mean doping is back on the menu? 'Cause I've a hankering for some 'roidering....

 

[Titan Uranus]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's just "turtle soup", totalitarian states would never engineer their athletes in anyway to gain the upper hand, that's just ridiculous. That's all, OK?

 

[tits&tans]

China uses an ancient combination of pig cartilage, chicken feet, duck tongues and secret herbs grown on the foothills of the lonely Sichuan mountains to aid their (our) athletic prowess. I thought everyone knew that?

 

[Amadean]

Speaking of secret Sichuan herbs, I believe the immortal bard, William Shakespeare, phrased it best when he said: "What the fsck? That's a woman? No bloody way is that thing female. I've seen smaller glaciers! Sh1t a brick, that moustache could keep a family of four warm throughout winter, um, forsooth. The entire Pilgrim's Progress could rest in the shade of... wait, is all that just one cl*toris? Oh dear God......."

 

[rayroxon]

Way to go Amadean, doing it for the ladyboys!

You've just shown us how to go from Poll to cl*t in 13 steps. The best part is that there wasn't too much wastage...

 

[Titanic]

Yes Ray, shrinkage can be a problem for some but for others it is a blessing (famous Confucian saying - a metaphor of the eternal struggle between good and useless). Ama when was doping OFF the menu?

 

[Titanic]

Ama when was doping OFF the menu?

Yes Ray, shrinkage can be a problem for some and a blessing for others (famous Confucian saying highlighting the eternal battle between good and useless).

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's just "turtle soup", totalitarian states would never engineer their athletes in anyway to gain the upper hand, that's just ridiculous. That's all, OK?

The theft of the recipe of which would probably explain the democratic resurgence of the British medal tally - reaping their best efforts since 1920 ... congrats.

 

[bgdc]

I've been soaking my pencil in a combination of crush-dried deer penis, fresh monkey brain and panda pee and it's now nearly the size of a stately oak ... I strongly recommend it to some of you dopey "men".

 

[madunit]

gentlemen, sunglasses on please.

we're losing focus here. lol

 

[Jesbass]

Looks like a landslide victory to Scotland... :lol:

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

nice work on the announcement btw, doing what the real RLWC promoters don't (using the international game to win over supporters)