Favourite Movie Quotes

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

I have to go DW2 first. Then a tie between the original and DW3 closely followed by DW4. Like you I'm not much of a fan of DW5 but I'll need to revisit it as I havent watched it in years.

 

[Wizardman]

I have to go DW2 first. Then a tie between the original and DW3 closely followed by DW4. Like you I'm not much of a fan of DW5 but I'll need to revisit it as I havent watched it in years.

I disliked 5 as I went into it thinking it was going to be action galore like the others were. My first watch, I hated it and didn't even finish it as I was bored. With my most recent watch, I appreciated it for what it was. It is certainly not great but I definitely found it an okay watch the second time around.....and yes, I did finish it the second time.

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

I also need to get the box set they released called The Vigilante Collection. It claims that they are the Uncut prints of all the movies.

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

Car Passenger: Hey... you wanna see something really scary?

Ambulance Driver: So, you had a pretty big scare up there, huh?
John Valentine: [chuckles embarrassingly] Oh yeah!
Ambulance Driver: [smiles] You wanna see something really scary?


John Valentine: [just saw the weird creature on the wing of the plane] There's a man on the wing of this plane!
[Everyone looks out the windows on his side. But the creature has disappeared]
John Valentine: There was somebody out there. You gotta believe me!
Old Woman: I saw him. Green and slimy.
Old Man: Leave the poor man alone.
Old Woman: I'm only trying to help. You've got to humor them.
John Valentine: It was lightning. At first I thought it was animal. Some kind of bird or something. But it was a man! There were flames coming out of the engine, and a flash of smoke. Maybe it was a technician who was caught on the side of the plane when it took off. How could he survive out there? The air's so thin, the blast of the wind. It's so cold.
[begins to think it was only his imagination and feels embarrassed]
John Valentine: It's impossible, isn't it? Oh my god, I feel so stupid!
[takes sedatives to sleep. Then laughs nervously]
John Valentine: Can you imagine? A naked man crawling along the wing of an airplane at 35,000 feet?

Mr. Leo Conroy: Not me, I'm going to get frozen.
Mr. Weinstein: You're already frozen, popsicle head.
Mrs. Weinstein: Meshugganah.

 

[horrie hastings]

Faye Dunaway to Paul Newman in The Towering Inferno

Susan Franklin- If you ask me to go to the North Pole, or even the cliffs of Mendocino, I'd go.

Doug Roberts -What if I ask you tomorrow?

 

[horrie hastings]

Robert Vaughn to William Holden in The Towering Inferno

Senator Parker: At this rate, it's going to take a couple of hours to get everyone down. So I would suggest that those of us with stout hearts and trim waistlines start using the stairs.
James Duncan: That's 135 floors.
Senator Parker: All downhill.

 

[horrie hastings]

Steve McQueen to Paul Newman in The Towering Inferno.

Chief O'Halloran: Ok. Phew...architects.
Doug Roberts: Yeah, it's all our fault.
Chief O'Halloran: Now you know there's no sure way for us to fight a fire in anything over the 7th floor. But you guys just keep building them as high as you can.
Doug Roberts: Hey, are you here to take me on, or the fire?

 

[Wizardman]

I also need to get the box set they released called The Vigilante Collection. It claims that they are the Uncut prints of all the movies.

I don't think I have seen any more different releases of a single film than Death Wish 3. I've had an ex-rental video tape, 2 different dvd releases (one a US import, the other an Umbrella release) and a blu-ray release (also Umbrella) of Death Wish 3. ALL of them have slight differences to each other. The videotape release is certainly the most censored version but I honestly cannot tell you definitively which (if any) are totally uncensored. I'll do a study on it sometime...lol.

Im confident I have an uncut release of the rest of them. Death Wish 2 and even 4 had some censored releases over time as well. I have not noticed a censored version of the original.

 

[horrie hastings]

Bela Lugosi to Dwight Frye in Dracula ( 1931 ), to me the delivery of the line from Bela is one of the all time classic lines of all time. The following lines of Children Of The night are just as brilliant.

I am Dracula, i bid you welcome.

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

Chop-Top (the truly excellent Bill Moseley) gets all the best lines in this one

L.G. McPeters: [seeing Chop-Top cutting up records] Hey! What the shit?
Chop Top: Lick my plate, you dog dick!

Chop Top: NAM FLASHBACK!

Drayton: [to Leatherface] You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well... nobody knows. But the saw... the saw is family.

Chop Top: Dog will hunt. Get that bitch, Leatherface. Get that bitch!

Chop Top: Peel that pig and slice him thick.

Drayton: I wouldn't wish this rotten life off on a one-eyed ferret with mange.

Chop Top: [to Stretch at the radio station] Can you play Inna-Vida-da-Gadda?

Drayton: The small bussinessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass.

Drayton: It's a dog eat dog world and from where I sit there just ain't enough damn dogs!

Drayton: Who sentcha? Those sissies over at Delmar catering? That chicken-shit burrito man?

[When swinging for Stretch, Leatherface hits Chop Top on his head with the chainsaw by accident, exposing his metal place cover]
Chop Top: Her, not me you dumbass! Leatherface, you bitch! Look what you did to my Sonny Bono wig do... oh, goddamn I can't believe it! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover, Leatherface! Oh... I'm gonna have to go back to the VA hospital to get me a new plate cover!

Drayton: [after Stretch runs right past the Sawyers] Some kinda crazy booger just skits through here!

Chop Top: [chanting while blasting a fire extinguisher] 'Nam Land! Napalm! Fire in the hole!

Chop Top: Burn her like a rat! Burn her like a rat!

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

UHF (1989)

Stanley Spadowski: [grinning as he spoofs "Network"] This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes, you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

[On the game show, "Wheel of Fish", Phyllis Weaver has just spun the wheel and landed on a red snapper]
Kuni: Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper...
[Hiro-san emerges, carrying a table with a box]
Kuni: ...or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-san is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?
[Phyllis Weaver has difficulty in choosing as the audience point to the box]Phyllis Weaver: I'll take the box. The box!
[the audience applauds]
Kuni: You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!
[Hiro-san opens the box; the audience gasps. There is a silence]
Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!

George Newman: Okay. Right now, I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him as he's repeatedly CRUSHED and MAIMED! Hope you'll ENJOY it!

Earl Ramsey: [to Pamela] Gun control is for wimps and commies. Listen, let's get one thing straight. Guns don't kill people. I do.

Joe Earley: [after losing his thumb in a table saw] Can you believe this? Would you look at that? Just call me "Mr. Butterfingers". I think it's on the floor somewhere. Is my face red?

[On the television show "Conan the Librarian"]
Timid Man: Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy?
[Conan the Librarian lifts the man up with his bare hands]
Conan the Librarian: [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?
Movie Announcer: [addressing viewers] He's Conan the Librarian!
Young book customer: [before Conan slices him in half] These books are a little overdue.

Crazy Ernie: If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy.

Animal Deliveryman: Raul Hernandez?
Raul Hernandez: Yeah.
Animal Deliveryman: Got the delivery here for your next show.
Raul Hernandez: Oh great. What you got?
Animal Deliveryman: Let's see, I got one aardvark, one flamingo, four porcupines, two armadillos, three badgers...
Raul Hernandez: [spoofing "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"] Badgers?... Badgers?... I don't NEED no stinking Badgers!

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

Army Of Darkness (1992)

Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Ash: [voiceover] Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king.
[Ash grabs girl close]
Ash: Hail to the king, baby.

Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby.

Ash: Groovy.

Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

Sheila: You found me beautiful once..
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

Ash: What are you? Are you me?
Evil Ash: Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!
Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh?
Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
[begins to sucker-punch Ash]
Evil Ash: Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
[honk honk honk]
Evil Ash: GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE...
Ash: [cocks shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
[nods head and shoots him]
Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash.
[cocks rifle]
Ash: Housewares.

Ash: Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

Evil Ash: You're going down!
Ash: I'm going up!

Ash: [after crushing skeletons with boulders] Oooh, that's *gotta* hurt!

Ash: Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin!

Skeleton: [dragging topless wench] We got plans for you, Girlie-girl!

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

You can't have a Quotes thread without some pearls of wisdom from Rowdy Roddy

They Live (1988)

Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Nada: You, you're okay. This one: real f*ckin' ugly.

Nada: You know, you look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.

Nada: You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on...
[puts them back on]
Nada: ...formaldehyde-face!

Nada: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
Frank: Not this year!

Nada: Mama don't like tattletales.

Nada: Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat.

Nada: That's like pouring perfume on a pig.

Rich Lady: [talking into her wristwatch] I've got one that can see!

Blonde Haired Cop: Where did you get those sunglasses?
Nada: From the Tooth Fairy!

Nada: And who are you, little fella? Come to show 'em where I am, huh? Not nice!

Nada: I don't like this one bit. Not one bit.

Blonde Haired Cop: You look as shitty to us as we do to you.
Nada: Impossible.

Frank: I have a job, now and I plan on keeping it. I'm walking a white line all the time. I don't bother nobody, nobody bothers me. You better start doing the same.
Nada: White line's in the middle of the road. That's the worst place to drive.

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

Major League (1989)

Harry Doyle: Just a reminder, fans, comin' up is our "Die-hard Night" here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.


Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Roger Dorn: Shit, Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Pedro Cerrano: I'm pissed off now, Jobu. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now. I say "f**k you Jobu", I do it myself.

Lou Brown: [Cerrano arrives at spring training] Who is that?
Charlie Donovan: Must be Cerrano. Defected from Cuba, wanted religious freedom.
Lou Brown: What's his religion?
Charlie Donovan: Voodoo.

Also dressed in a tuxedo, Willie slides into home plate and holds up a green credit card]
Willie Mays Hayes: The American Express card: Don't steal home without it.

Eddie Harris: Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.



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[Det.Wojciehowicz]

Fletch (1985)



Dr. Joseph Dolan: So where do you know Alan from?
Fletch: We play tennis at the club.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Really? California Racquet Club?
Fletch: Right.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's my club too. I don't remember seeing you there.
Fletch: Well, I haven't been playing in a while because of these kidney pains.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Right. Now, how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber?
Fletch: No, that's "Babar".
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two B's?
Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two.0
Fetch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: No children?
Fletch: No elephant books.


Dr. Joseph Dolan: You know, it's a shame about Ed.
Fletch: Oh, it was. Yeah, it was really a shame. To go so suddenly like that.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: He was dying for years.
Fletch: Sure, but... the end was very... very sudden.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: He was in intensive care for eight weeks.
Fletch: Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he actually died. That was extremely sudden.

Fletch: Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in?

Fletch: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Chick Hearn: [During Fletch's dream] He is actually six-five, with the afro, six-nine.

Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.
Madeline: Who's Frieda?
Fletch: My secretary.

Gail Stanwyk: If I had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies who tried to pick me up, I'd be a rich woman.
Fletch: You are a rich woman.
Gail Stanwyk: See what I mean?

Gail Stanwyk: Are you always this forward?
Fletch: Only with wet, married women.

Chief Karlin: So, what's your name?
Fletch: Fletch.
Chief Karlin: Full name?
Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch.
Chief Karlin: I see, And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I'm a shepherd.
Chief Karlin: [to the arresting officers] Officers, could you excuse us for a few moments?
Fletch: Yeah, why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other.
Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.

Teenager: Are you a cop?
Fletch: As far as you know.
Teenager: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car?
Teenager: I sure did.
Fletch: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

Fletch: (singing)Strangers in the night, exchanging clothing, strangers in my pants...

Fletch: You using the whole fist, Doc?

Fletch: Come on Frank, say yes, and I'll buy you some new deodorant.

Records Nurse: Can I get you something?
Fletch: Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.

Fletch: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

Alan Stanwyk: You'll be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?
Fletch: I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy.

Gail Stanwyck: She looks like a hooker. Look at her. Look at her! Could you love someone who looked like that?
Fletch: What are you talking about? Of course not! Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.

Alan Stanwyk: If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut.
Fletch: Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Alan Stanwyk: It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
Fletch: Yeah, I assure you.
Alan Stanwyk: One thousand just to listen? I don't see how you can pass that up, Mr...?
Fletch: Nugent. Ted Nugent.

Fletch: [narrating] As I pulled up to my imitation palatial apartment building, I noticed the familiar red OldsmoBuick of one Arnold J. Pants, esquire, attorney to the former Mrs. Irwin M. Fletcher.

Fat Sam: I got some reds.
Fletch: You don't mean communists, do you, Sam?

Fletch: Keep ten for yourself. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass.

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

Fletch Lives (1989)
Fletch: Hey Betty, how about lunch at the In N' Out Burger?
Betty Dilworth: [disgusted] No.
Fletch: Okay, forget the burger, how about just the In N' Out?
Fletch: Ok, how about just the In?

Ben Dover: Take your pants off.
Fletch: I don't even know your name.
Ben Dover: Bend over.
Fletch: Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.

KKK Leader: Folks ain't home. Cross won't burn. Hell, it ain't like it used to be.

Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Irwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

Fletch: What do you mean, toxic waste?
Frank: Well, it's some special stuff. There's only eleven places in the country that makes this shit.
Fletch: Where?... Frank, just give me the ones that aren't in New Jersey.
Frank: Uh, there's only one.

Doorman: Name?
Fletch: Ah... Irwin M Fletcher. Irwin Mahatma Fletcher.
Doorman: Address?

Fletch: It's a championship Laker watch.
Cindy Mae: Oh, are you a Laker?
Fletch: I used to date one - only thing I have to remember him by.

Fletch: What can I do to y- for you?

Fletch: Ed HARLEY. Harley-Davidson Motorcycles!
Joe Jack: [shocked] You own the company?
Fletch: Well, my granddaddy started it, then my daddy screwed Davidson out of his half, and now I own the whole thing.
Joe Jack: [really shocked] Harley-Davidson, no shit?
Fletch: No shit!
Joe Jack: [smiling broadly] Hey, everybody! Ed the Third here owns Harley-Davidson! We're the Nazis from Natchez!

Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: You don't suppose I used too many photographs of myself do you?
Fletch: No, no. Worked for the Ayatollah.

Bly Guard: [Seeing Fletch walk by in an all white suit, with a limp] This is a secure area!
Fletch: Well I'm very happy for ya, most people live in terrible neighborhoods.

Fletch: [rips a page from the Everest file] Let me see that! It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man.

Fletch: All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it.

Fletch: Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit.

Fletch: [narrating] Figuring out that the guy who dropped my watch in the swamp was the same guy who stole it at the morgue didn't take Sherlock Holmes... Larry Holmes could've figured that one out.

Fletch: Bobby Ross?
Man on Computer: Huh?
Fletch: Peter Lemonjello. Your house is on fire.
Man on Computer: What?
Fletch: They called and told me to tell you your house is on fire. I'm here to take over.
Man on Computer: Well God bless you![man hurries out of the computer room]
Fletch: [as man is leaving] And god bless you for believing that shit.

Calculus Entropy:How do you do? I be Calculus Entropy, you be Mr. and Mrs. Fletcher?
Fletch: I be Fletch, Geometry Fletch. She be Miss Trigonometry Ross.

Hamilton "Ham" Johnson: So tragic when this happens to somebody so young and healthy. Was she feeling alright last night?
Fletch: She felt great to me.

Fletch: Sorry I'm late.
KKK Leader: Who goes there?
Fletch: Henry Himmler.
KKK Leader: What klavan claims you?
Fletch: California klavan, Cucamonga.
KKK Leader: California?
Fletch: Yeah. I was passing through town and was lookin' for something to do this evening.There was nothing goin' on at the Rotary Club. I heard about this.
KKK Leader: Welcome, Henry. I'm the Grand Kleagle.
Fletch: Oh.
[KKK Leader starts secret handshake and Fletch slowly follows through and then backhands the side of the Leader's head]
Fletch: California Thing. What's the occasion here?
KKK Leader: Oh, some undesirable carpetbagger... I think

Cindy Mae: [Turbulence] Oh Lord, what was that?
Fletch: We just clipped a Piper Cub. Pilot's okay, I just saw him parachuting.

Fletch: The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people.

Fletch: Obviously at one time he must have touched her deeply. I guess he didn't touch her deeply enough, or in the right place.

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

Flash Gordon (1980)


Dale Arden: Ming's not unbeatable. With all his men, he couldn't even kill Flash.
Prince Vultan: [incredulous] Gordon's alive?

Dale Arden: Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!

Klytus: Bring me... the bore worms!
Princess Aura: No! Not the bore worms!

Klytus: [watching Zarkov's memories of Hitler at a Nazi Party rally] Now, he showed promise!

Kala: We're going to empty your memory as we might empty your pockets... Doctor.
Dr. Hans Zarkov: Don't empty my mind! Please, I beg you! My mind is all I have! I've spent my whole life trying to fill it!

The Emperor Ming: Klytus! Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should
execute their trainer!

Colonel of Battle Control Room: General Kala, Flash Gordon approaching.
Kala: What do you mean 'Flash Gordon approaching'?
Colonel of Battle Control Room: On a Hawkman rocket cycle. Shall I inform His Majesty?
Kala: Imbecile! The Emperor would shoot you for interrupting his wedding with this news! Fire when Gordon's in range!
[Flash is on a Hawkman rocket cycle and escapes]
Kala: He's escaping, idiot! Dispatch war rocket 'Ajax' to bring back his body!

Prince Barin: [to Zarkov] Tell me more about this man Houdini.

Prince Barin: [to Flash] Welcome back from the grave.
[to Princess Aura]
Prince Barin: I knew you were up to something, though I'll confess I hadn't thought of necrophilia?

Klytus: Most effective, Your Majesty! Will you destroy this, er, Earth?
The Emperor Ming: Later. I like to play with things a while... before annihilation.
[laughs evilly]

Dr. Hans Zarkov: We are only interested in friendship. Why do you attack us?
The Emperor Ming: Why not? Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror.

Prince Vultan: My thanks to you, Flash.
Flash Gordon: What for?
Prince Vultan: For giving an old bird a second chance!

[Flash is using football moves to fight Ming's soldiers]
The Emperor Ming: Klytus! What is he doing?
Klytus: I don't know, sir! It looks like some kind of barbaric sport!

Flash Gordon: I'm flying blind on a rocket-cycle!

Prince Vultan: Onward my brave Hawkmen! Let this be known forever as Flash Gordon's Day!

Prince Vultan: [shouts] That must be one hell of a planet you men come from!
Flash Gordon: Not too bad!

 

[Generalzod]

We're a generation of men raised by women:

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

A Night At The Roxbury (1998)

Doug Butabi: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve Butabi: Yeah, he was, seriously.
Doug Butabi: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
Steve Butabi: And who do you think that guy was?
Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez.
Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Steve Butabi: I was like, "Emilio."

Doug Butabi: Idiot.
Craig: You know Doug, just because you and your brother are having problems, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a diminutive manner.

Mr. Zadir: [Interrupts Doug explaining his concept for a night club] Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?
Doug Butabi: No.
Mr. Zadir: Do you want to?
Doug Butabi: [Confused but wanting to impress Mr. Zadir] No... shh... shh... should I?
Mr. Zadir: [laughs] Okay, continue.

Steve Butabi: I'm used to seeing Doug behind the register. I miss him.
Kamehl Butabi: He's in the guest house. It's 10 feet away. It's a mansion in there.
Steve Butabi: It doesn't have cable.
Kamehl Butabi: Yes it does. It has Cinemax!
Steve Butabi: But there's no HBO! GOD!

Mr. Zadir: Dooey, did you just grab my ass?
Dooey: Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.
Mr. Zadir: Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey!

Father Williams: Steve, repeat after me.
Steve Butabi: After me.

Doug Butabi: [Yelling at his dad] Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.
Steve Butabi: [Interrupts] Man, that was a sweet show!
Doug Butabi: [to Steve in agreement] Yeah it was, wasn't it?
Kamehl Butabi: Yes, I have a fantasy. That I have two capable sons. Not one with his head up in the clouds and the other with his head up his ass!

Steve Butabi: Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.
Richard Grieco: Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.

Dooey: [Obviously angry] Those cans of fluffy whip were a real big hit at the party. Mr. Zadir had me out until four in the morning. looking for more.
Steve Butabi: From dusk 'til dawn. You, sir, are a party animal!

Richard Grieco: I just don't want to be sued.

Cambi: I can't believe we actually had sex with these asswads.
Vivica: Now, see, that's the problem with nightclubs. Poor schmucks look just the same as rich schmucks.

Kamehl Butabi: Richard Grieco, you see right through me.

Doug Butabi: You know what was wrong with this place?
Steve Butabi: It's tough to say, considering we didn't get in.
Doug Butabi: Exactly. They don't know how to properly evaluate the incoming clientele.
Steve Butabi: I thought we just didn't look cool enough.

Kamehl Butabi: Steve, at the store in a half hour - and bring your dancing monkey brother with you

Kamehl Butabi: The Sanderson's are here to see your mother's new chin. Get dressed and come join us

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

Repo Man (1984)

Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.

Miller: A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?

Bud: Look at those assholes, ordinary f**king people. I hate 'em.

Miller: The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a f**kin' commie? Huh?
Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Bud: The life of a repo man is always intense.

Miller: John Wayne was a androtop.
All: The hell he was.
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.

Bud: Wanna make ten bucks?
Otto: f**k you, queer.

Otto: What happened to your old lady?
Bud: My old lady? Oh, shit, I forgot all about her. Well, she'll take the bus. She's a rock.

Bud: [doing speed with Otto] Never broke into a car, never hotwired a car. Never broke into a truck. 'I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let the personal contents thereof come to harm' It's what I call the Repo Code, kid!

Oly: What's your name, kid?
Otto: Otto.
Oly: Otto? Otto parts?

Bud: A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.

[Regarding tree-shaped air fresheners]
Miller: Find one in every car. You'll see.

Bud: Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass.

Bud: I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.