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Finals.

murraymob

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we will have to hear more about what Jennings took before we know .He is in the bubble and aged 32 .Highly unlikely he plays again this year.Hope parra knocks Souths of now
 

WestyLife

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The Eels forwards are going to have to have the game of their lives to be any chance. The moment Souths halves get any space it'll be over with no defensive combinations on the edges.
 

BxTom

Bench
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Souths will smash a weakened Parra side and get a false sense of security of how good they are. Then they meet us and get ambushed
I could be wildly wrong (that's never happened before LOL!!!) but I'm expecting Souths to flop today and Parra to have their one good game that they have every 4 - 5 games. Lets's see if the planets align!
 
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Smells like Team Spirit
My storm tribute.


Theyll load up their guns, bring their one friend
They have the passion but it’s all pretend
They play to bore, so self assured
Within our game a dirty word

Hello merkins, you play, we’re bored
Hello merkins, slow down that ball
Retire Cam please hear our call
A Robot side we are all appalled

In the change-room, there is belly
Kicking walls in and a yelling
A big man child, weenie tanty
So called tough guy, wetting his panties.

You’re best at, what we do worst
Arrive at games in a footy Hearst
Insolvent without big payments
From the league and commercial interests

Hello merkins are you still here?
Wasting whole seasons with gf wins
Wrestling and strangling with chicken wings
We play Google, you play Bing.

Hello merkins, playing finals
Can you lose games?
Make us happy
Entertain us by a choking
You know you want to
I’m not joking.
 
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soc123_au

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Smells like Team Spirit
My storm tribute.


Theyll load up their guns, bring their one friend
They have the passion but it’s all pretend
They play to bore, so self assured
Within our game a dirty word

Hello merkins, you play, we’re bored
Hello merkins, slow down that ball
Retire Cam please hear our call
A Robot side we are all appalled

In the change-room, there is belly
Kicking walls in and a yelling
A big man child, weenie tanty
So called tough guy, wetting his panties.

You’re best at, what we do worst
Arrive at games in a footy Hearst
Insolvent without big payments
From the league and commercial interests

Hello merkins are you still here?
Wasting whole seasons with gf wins
Wrestling and strangling with chicken wings
We play Google, you play Bing.

Hello merkins, playing finals
Can you lose games?
Make us happy
Entertain us by a choking
You know you want to
I’m not joking.
Is that you Weird Al Yankovic?
You are pretty good at this.
 
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Looking forward to it. Smuggie Happy Panthers will be hard to top though.

That was popular, I might get some extra versus in soon.

@Jane Murray posted that Panther boot camp film. It was fascinating.

I was also inspired by that as it applies to tigers.

Wests Tigers Boot Camp Day One Pre Season

8:45: wake up unless too tired, sleep in ok.
9-10: cuddles with the mascot, petting zoo time.
10-12: Twister or Monopoly
12-2: kfc or Maccas
2-3: Sleep therapy
3-4: Fairy Floss Cooking Class or advanced sewing or crochet for the backline.
4-5: Tobacco and grog lecture -practical exam
5-6: team leaders complain about coach talk. Award for best and most f**ked up leak to the media last season.
6-8: Dinner at kfc or Maccas
8-10: Happy hour. Guest speaker Ben Cousins from rehab. Origami and beginner xylophone lessons. Shrubbery and small tree care for props under floodlights. Theoretical watering can management (no actual water to carry).
10-12: Go into local town to gamble or hook up
Players allowed to come back when they want. If tested 0.5 or less, not allowed back into compound.
Players caught without their mobile phone will be sent back to Concord on next bus.

Ps: don’t want Big Jim suggesting any exercise or causing any like trouble. Of course I’d make him our club captain now, despite more games with you guys.
 
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murraymob

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We want parra we know how they play.Walker at Souths is a freak you can’t defend against him when he is on
 

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