I'd love to see Rabs, Gus and Sterlo call the wedding.
Rabs: Here comes young Kate now, rambling through the ruck, a dummy to the bridesmaid, a flick pass to Queen Liz and she's in!"
Sterlo: That's royalty at its best there although I'd just like another look at the final vow.
Rabs: And now young William comes in with the tongue as the Archbishop of Canturbury announces them man and wife.
Gus: Brilliant, Brilliant.
Sterlo: Have a look at the work of Prince Harry on the outside.
Rabs: Hold the phone, hold the phone. - their going upstairs to have another look at it.
Gus: No no no no no.