Funniest pick up lines

[warren]

you mean warren the charecter or warren the poster

because you dont know warren the poster

 

[Choppies]

dont think we wanna :lol:

 

[warren]

well then we are at a mutual understanding, i dont want to know you, you dont want to know me

so about pick up lines ay :roll:

 

[pixie nipples]

Would you like to be a part owner in a multi million dollar company?

 

[Choppies]

yeh


what about em?



waits for stupid ppl laughing at that lame joke

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol:

 

[warren]

what joke?

 

[Choppies]

:roll:

 

[madunit]

I once said to a girl "Hi, I'm warren, would you like to fornicate with me?"

she laughed so hard she soiled herself.

 

[Choppies]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Alba]

OMG ... Warren Warren Warren ... why havent u called me back ... i wanted to have walks in the park too u know ... we wanted the same things ... what happened to us?

 

[madunit]

It turns out TB, that warren isnt as suave and sophisticated with the chicks as madunit and uncle chop chop.

But you knew that madunit was exceptional already ;-)

 

[Raider_69]

heres how ya do it

raider walks up to a chick
**looks down at the old fella, looks back up, looks down again, looks up and says**
"what? it wont suck itself"

 

[Panthers_Gurl]

:lol: :lol: top stuff raider!!!ill pay that one its cool but if you had a nice car it would make it all the better

 

[Alba]

bhahahahaahha LMAO @ Raider!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Raider_69]

yea its good for a laugh but spot on for a kick to the nuts or slap in the face, perhaps even a drink in your face...... and if all runs smoothly all three at once :lol:

 

[madunit]

C'mon Raider, I got a new one for ya.

Say to a chick, "Hows about you make like a clock and put two hands and a face on this"

 

[Anonymous]

:lol: :lol: top stuff raider!!!ill pay that one its cool but if you had a nice car it would make it all the better

You obviously havn't met me before have you :lol:

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Earl is now gary... Wow.. awesome shit.

 

[Anonymous]

:shock: What the hell?