Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[Bulldog Force]

:lol:

I really would have loved to be in the room when they were writing the Scorpio episode.

Whatever genius added the "yes, once" line deserves a giant pile of cocaine with high class hooker sprinkles.

I guess it's in reference to Scorpio throwing his shoes out 2 seconds before asking Homer that question :lol:

 

[BDR]

:lol:

I really would have loved to be in the room when they were writing the Scorpio episode.

Whatever genius added the "yes, once" line deserves a giant pile of cocaine with high class hooker sprinkles.

a LOT of the dialogue in this episode was completely improvised. The genius "hammock district" part was entirely improvisation between Castellaneta and Brooks.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Sequence of events...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

hahahahaha

national anthem finishes and everyone gets up to leave

loud speaker "we would like to remind everyone that there is a baseball game starting"

"oh yeah" everyone sits back down

 

[abpanther]

Marge : But, Homer! You're a nuclear technician.
Homer : Marge! Icksnay on the Uclearnay EchnicianTay.
Marge : What did you say?
Homer : I don't know. I flunked Latin, too!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

"so i said, kiss my asphalt"

 

[Rhino_NQ]

homer while mooning a shark

"you call youself the king of the jungle!"

 

[Cliffhanger]

Meathook: Marge, how did you get my jacket so clean? I've tried everything to get those blood and puke stains out. I've tried hitting them, I've tried yelling at 'em ...
Marge: All it takes is the right cleanser and a little elbow grease.
Ramrod: Do you have anything that will get this emblem back on my jacket? I've tried spitting at it, you know, but..
Marge: Just put it on my sewing pile.

 

[Bulldog Force]

homer while mooning a shark

"you call youself the king of the jungle!"

I could be wrong but I think Bart was mooning the shark and Homer was showing him his flabby belly :lol:

 

[urban eel]

police. cops, police cops

 

[Rhino_NQ]

 

[gUt]

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[Rhino_NQ]

"it's not a costume, they found me inside of a meteor"

 

[gUt]

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[Jason Maher]

(Homer points unloaded gun at gun store clerk and pulls the trigger several times)

Gun store clerk: Whoa, careful there Annie Oakley!

Homer: I don't have to be careful, I got a gun!

Clerk: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster.

Homer: Oh yeaaah.

Clerk: Bandelier.

Homer: Baby!

Clerk: Silencer.

Homer: Mmh mmh.

Clerk: Loudener.

Homer: Ooohhhh!

Clerk: Speed cocker.

Homer: Ooo, I like the sound of that!

Clerk: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.

Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that... yet. Just give me my gun!

Clerk: Sorry, the law requires a 5 day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.

Homer: 5 days? But I'm mad now!

(Clerk wrenches gun out of homer's hands)

Homer: I'd kill you if I had my gun.

Clerk: Yeah, well, you don't.

 

[Bulldog Force]

(Homer points unloaded gun at gun store clerk and pulls the trigger several times)

Gun store clerk: Whoa, careful there Annie Oakley!

Homer: I don't have to be careful, I got a gun!

Clerk: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster.

Homer: Oh yeaaah.

Clerk: Bandelier.

Homer: Baby!

Clerk: Silencer.

Homer: Mmh mmh.

Clerk: Loudener.

Homer: Ooohhhh!

Clerk: Speed cocker.

Homer: Ooo, I like the sound of that!

Clerk: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.

Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that... yet. Just give me my gun!

Clerk: Sorry, the law requires a 5 day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.

Homer: 5 days? But I'm mad now!

(Clerk wrenches gun out of homer's hands)

Homer: I'd kill you if I had my gun.

Clerk: Yeah, well, you don't.

LOL I love that one Jason... particularly;

Clerk: Loudener - LMAO because no one saw that one coming

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[abpanther]

Homer: How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. *Makes sound effects and laughs* Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

 

[abpanther]

Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

 

[HowHigh]

lol also from that gun episode:

I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kiwk e Mart..

I'll do it..I'll rob the Kwik e mart! (Then realises he's already driving away in his car)