Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[DJ Raida]

This just in!
Powersauce is amazing!

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

Motovational Speaker Guy: Class, life is hard, right?
*The class nods and agrees*
Motovational Speaker Guy: WRONG! LIFE IS EASY! YOU SUCK!

Motovational Speaker Guy: See this watch? it's encrusted with so many jewels the hands don't even move propperly! now show me your watch
Homer: Uh...i drew mine on...

Motovational Speaker Guy: Oh i now what you're thinking...'i'll stop sucking...later!'
*He proceeds to pick Hans Moleman up and throws him through the window*

 

[JessEel]

Motivational Seminar -

Be Like The Boy Be Like the Boy.

(Just the Seniors in the Back)

We Like Roy We Like Roy


Homer: Now lisa, there comes a time in every fathers life where he blows up his daughters room
Lisa: you didn't blow up Maggie's room

(BOOM) :lol:

 

[choc_soldier]

Homer: [walking past a GYM] A gyme, what's a gyme? [walks into gym] Ohh, a gyme!

 

[j_tig]

Motivational seminar;
Homer: 'Don't u just hate pants?!' [and proceeds to throw pants away!]

 

[Dr Crane]

Homer: Now lisa, there comes a time in every fathers life where he blows up his daughters room
Lisa: you didn't blow up Maggie's room

Homer: Uh oh, its going to take a lot of fireworks to clean this mess up!

 

[Anonymous]

Lenny: Alcohol and night swimming. It's a winning combination.

 

[Phillips]

Homer: "Im.....going.....outside.....to.....stalk.....Lenny.....and.....Carl.....Do'h #-o "

 

[DJ Raida]

when marge leaves the family in the tv room to have a civilised conversation by herself

marge- hello marge hows the family?
i dont want to talk about it!

homer- keep it down in there everybody!

 

[Choppies]

the SoapBox Derby epiosde is one of my favs

Homer talking to TV shopping network: Expiration date June 1989 uh.......................2012 yeh.

*as Marge is leaving to go to the har salon*
Marge: Maybe you should do something with the kids while we are gone
Homer:Yeh sure great Idea Id love to *sees Lisa* D'oh Alright how much did you hear?
Lisa: Everything
Homer: whats the quckest, easiest, cheapest way to do something with you?
Lisa: Uh take me to the video store
Homer: Anything for my little girl

*where Homer is at the fatherhood institute*
Docter: does the boy have any interests?
Homer: what boy?

 

[choc_soldier]

Homer: Hmmm, alcohol fueled car... [dream sequence "One for you (car), one for me, one for you, one for me...]

 

[Dr Crane]

Bart: Hello Rabbi, we're here to talk to you about your son.
Krustys Dad: I have no son!
*Slams door*
Bart: Oh great, we've come all this way and got the wrong Rabbi
*door opens*
Rabbi: I wasn't speaking literally.
*slams door*

 

[Twizzle]

hey guys, we already have one of these

 

[DragonPunk]

Masisve bump but cheers Twiz.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Motivational seminar;
Homer: 'Don't u just hate pants?!' [and proceeds to throw pants away!]

This was not during a motivational seminar but Krusty's stand up routine.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Homer personal training kim bassinger

"and twist and thrust, keep those knees riged, jerk that lower back"

 

[Red Bear]

greatest show of all time

 

[Danish]

If you want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers

 

[Twizzle]

which one is the any key ?

 

[Apey]

Twizzle I also would have accepted:

You call that a Simpson's quote thread?
This is a Simpsons quote thread!
That's not a Simpsons quote thread it's You know what really grinds my gears.