GAME THREAD: Eels v Sea Eagles - Round 3 (16th March 2023)

[King-Gutho94]

Can't argue with the facts can you merkin? Our attack has been on f**kING FIRE SINCE HE JOINED FFS!!!

Pou just get your 6 cups of coffee ready sit back & relax.

You have a big night ahead of you there is 15 pages of content to sift through.

I am excited to celebrate St Patrick's day tomorrow and read what you have to say to brighten us all up.

 

[IFR33K]

Your 100% right.

We win last week I reckon we win tonight.

I reckon Melbourne are in more strife then us tbh. Only difference is an ET win in round 1.

Mate, we’re in more strife than the early settlers!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Phins UP!!!

I assume thats a euphemism for displaying an erection.

 

[the phantom menace]

Can't argue with the facts can you merkin? Our attack has been on f**kING FIRE SINCE HE JOINED FFS!!!

Stats are useless...

 

[IFR33K]

Pou just get your 6 cups of coffee ready sit back & relax.

You have a big night ahead of you there is 15 pages of content to sift through.

I am excited to celebrate St Patrick's day tomorrow and read what you have to say to brighten us all up.

he sure loves an ugly loss.

 

[JokerEel]

2014 - 24ppg
2015 - 23.8ppg
2017 -19ppg
2018 - 23ppg
2019 -19.7ppg
2020 -14.4ppg COVID
2021 -19ppg
2022 -20ppg

You are never going to win the competition with defence this bad....

 

[Gary Gutful]

He could probably claim a hammy and sit out the game, and they'll still ream us.

No chance. He will play and we will fist f**k him...with our fists.

 

[the phantom menace]

That play the ball error was bizarre. I thought when it happened that he had a sudden cramp, because it looked like his leg had unnaturally stiffened as he was getting up. But then he didn’t stay down and I was very confused.

I assume thats a euphemism for displaying an erection.

Possible explanation... Dylan stiffened, but it wasn't leg cramp?

Caught an eyeful of a cheerleader at the wrong time?

 

[King-Gutho94]

We will belt the Panther shit out of them. Jerome "Cher" Luai will be crushed into a cube.

Maybe matto should do us all a favour and put one on luai's chin next week.

All would be forgiven.

 

[the phantom menace]

2014 - 24ppg
2015 - 23.8ppg
2017 -19ppg
2018 - 23ppg
2019 -19.7ppg
2020 -14.4ppg COVID
2021 -19ppg
2022 -20ppg

You are never going to win the competition with defence this bad....

Thank f**k COVID made other teams attack a little bit shitter that year!

 

[Eel2reel]

maybe BA and Barrett aren;t on the same page

The page that simply reads - chuce the kollision duh huh

 

[Avenger]

Can't argue with the facts can you merkin? Our attack has been on f**kING FIRE SINCE HE JOINED FFS!!!

Didn't I tell you to go to f**king bed?

 

[Happy MEel]

Murchie is f**king terrible. Slow. No skills. Weak.

Hodgson gave away 3 penalties, 1 six again (10 metres)

And everyone's favourite f**kwit:

Waqa Blake - 10 tackles, 4 missed, 1 ineffective

This is missing Simo

 

[Gary Gutful]

Didn't I tell you to go to f**king bed?

Its two hours earlier over there.

 

[Noise]

This is missing Simo

Simonsson - Dropped at birth

 

[King-Gutho94]

Playing murchie in the middle.

He is an edge player no wonder he looks out of his depth.

Great coaching by BA.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

But our defence has been diabolical. And if he's not missing tackles he's giving penalities away.

Our defence has been poor because we're not completing our sets. Maybe that's Hodgson's fault.

 

[yy_cheng]

Playing murchie in the middle.

He is an edge player no wonder he looks out of his depth.

Great coaching by BA.

play the long game dude. In 5 years time, Murch might make a gr8 middle

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Didn't I tell you to go to f**king bed?

I'm in bed but I can't f**king sleep! It's only eight o'clock ffs!

 

[Avenger]

Playing murchie in the middle.

He is an edge player no wonder he looks out of his depth.

Great coaching by BA.

He got concussed. He misses a week now with the 11 day rule. Doorey is out too.

BA in his presser said that individuals keep letting us down. We all know who they are so why does he keep selecting them?

Because he is an ignorant fool.

The Moses signing fiasco and the inevitable Matterson welcome by his home fans will sink us to a new low next week.

We are not recovering from this. We will miss the 8 and when we do our stupid club can pay out an extra year for their premature ejaculation decision on the BA extension or at least be beaten around the head for announcing it when we haven’t won a f**king game all year.

Can’t these merkins read the room?