Go ahead!...ask us anything!

[Willow]

lol..Kiwi, beat me to it.

Larry, you can enlarge your penis with a magnifying glass but just be sure to not to do so in sunlight.

 

[Kiwi]

he was leaving him self open for a whooping here.

Thought I would also take this time to bring womething to prong's attention....just because it is ingrown by a foot, doesn't mean you have a big member.

 

[imported_Larry Long Prong]

I wish the bugger would fit under a microscope.

Surely you have a better comeback than that Mr.Kiwi???

BTW,why do you embarass yourself by telling everyone you have half a brain with your nick??

 

[Willow]

'MR' Kiwi??? I think 'Mr' Larry Long Prong has visited us before

 

[Kiwi]

that would ba about half a brain more than you have I do believe, after all if you had any sense let alone brain function, you would know, just like everyone else, that only those with nothing brag like they've got it. I guess if they try to convince other they have a member let alone a big one, they can convince them selves of the same. So have you convinced your self yet missy?

 

[Cronulla_Mania]

The same Mr 'Alien hunter' that we all know and love??

Ello ello, Mr Bugman.......hehe

Moffo.

 

[imported_Larry Long Prong]

Was Englush your second language Kiwi??

 

[Kiwi]

snappy come back, commenting on spelling and grammar. Obviously you are way out of your league, go back to your fantasy world where you are funny, smart and have a third leg.

 

[ex-manager]

R2, cheers mate

, I'll get back to you in a couple of years or so, or when I'm able to absorb all that stuff.

 

[imported_Larry Long Prong]

You are indeed a bit of a worry Mr.Kiwi.

Here's a question.

If someone were toaccidentally nuke New Zealand would anyone actuallynotice?

 

[Kiwi]

YeahAustralia would, New Zealand wouldn't be able to raise Australia's IQ levels by sending all our unemployed to bondi.

 

[imported_Johnny Rico]

there wuz a nuclear war in about 2300AD between australia and Nude Zeeland.
It started after acricket match.
anyway, one of theislands sank to the bottom of the tasman sea and this wuz good for nude zeelanders becuz they found out that they had some very good swimmers
- some of them went on to make world long distance swimming records.

 

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[imported_GavBT]

Warlock, I think it first surfaced when Ingurland played Germany. It's one of those who won the war kraut bashing things.

I quite like the band, they're a bunch of Sheffield Wednesday supporters. They only time I get cheesed off with them is when they play that feckin national anthem of ours.

Great to see our fans behaving themselves for once.

 

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[imported_Raging Bulldog]

Warlock-I think you might be surprised to know there really isn't much to that tune at all mate. Never were at the top of their class that Sheffield Wednesday mob mate.
Check it out for yourself:
<u>The Great Escape
</u>Da-da, da-da da
Da-da, da-da da
Da-da, da-da da-da da-darrr
ENGLAND
(Feat for most of the match)

Check out this link for other English national and local team songs :
[url]http://www.footballjokes.co.uk/songschants/index.html[/url]
Raging Bulldog

 

[imported_GavBT]

I like their rendition of "Self Preservation Society" from the Italian Job.

 

[imported_Raging Bulldog]

Great to see our fans behaving themselves for once.
lol Gav! They're still in the running mate. I'd hate to see what happens if they're knocked out..especially if it'sin controversial circumstances. Never say never mate.
Seriously though, I do agree with ya mate.
Raging Bulldog

 

[Willow]

Better get this one to crack the 400...

great to see you back Raging Bullwad..

My question is... do we give way to the right in a roundabout or do we give way the vehicle that first enters the roundabout?
NSW, Qld, UK variations please....

 

[imported_GavBT]

In the UK, we give way to the right at a roundabout.