Grand final entertainment suggestions

[Gibbo]

With the finals just around the corner i was wondering if anyone had some suggestions for the grand final entertainment. I reckon a shoot-out comp between the league's top goal kickers (obviously not those involved in the big game) before the GF would be gold and help settle a lot of arguments-winner gets a golden kicking tee. Any thoughts?



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[Mr. Fahrenheit]

YES!!!

that would be an awesome idea...

and i also reckon 40m and 100m races between the quickest in the NRL.

 

[gregstar]

sharks fans with pitchforks at one end

nude stuart raper & gimmorley up the other.

 

[Dr Crane]

6:30 pm: Sharks lynch mob chases Raper around the field before hanging him from the goalposts. NB: Brett Kimmorley disguised as a Storm fan.

7:15: Ivan Cleary gets three solid kicks at David Gallops arse

7:18: South Sydney fans parade before Jason Taylor

7:19: Matt Elliot chased through stadium by Raiders fans

7:22: Teams take to the field

7:25: National anthem

7:28: Kickoff

 

[gregstar]

Lol!

 

[Mr Saab]

6:30 pm: Sharks lynch mob chases Raper around the field before hanging him from the goalposts. NB: Brett Kimmorley disguised as a Storm fan.

7:15: Ivan Cleary gets three solid kicks at David Gallops arse

7:18: South Sydney fans parade before Jason Taylor

7:19: Matt Elliot chased through stadium by Raiders fans

7:22: Teams take to the field

7:25: National anthem

7:28: Kickoff

I like it!

Seriously though, anything but Pete "Funeral Music" Murray.

 

[PARRA_FAN]

I cant believe they got Pete Murray last year, can they get someone whos actually up lifting.

 

[gregstar]

surely something could be worked out between tigers fans & fitzhenry?

a castration?

 

[Dr Crane]

surely something could be worked out between tigers fans & fitzhenry?

a castration?

We can probably fit that in between the Souths parade and the Raiders chase.

 

[Red Bear]

Nothing would probly be an improvement on the usual sh*t we get.

How bout north sydney representitives, ie actual grizzley bears up one end and News Limited honchos/ribot etc up the other?

I'd pay to see that

(even better, cage match involving this).

 

[PARRA_FAN]

lol, how bout eels fans kicking balls at Fitzgeralds arse.

 

[wittyfan]

Shannon Noll, Kim Wilde and Westlife.

 

[gregstar]

and if the eels win


the trophy should be presented by brian smith.

 

[Red Bear]

Shannon Noll, Kim Wilde and Westlife.

Sure, they can hop in the cage with the bears

 

[Dr Crane]

and if the eels win


the trophy should be presented by brian smith.

:lol:

 

[Gibbo]

Whatever happens i hope they have a big display/float etc for the Titans-but God i would love to see that kicking shoot-out. Hope they show a bit more of the half-time/pre-game stuff on tv this year as well while i'm at it.

 

[Timmah]

:lol: Some excellent suggestions here. I especially liked how it took 45 minutes for the Sharks fans to pillage Raper & Kimwhorely.

 

[effnic]

Yeh definetly 100m sprints to finally put to rest the fastest man in league. It will be hard because 3 of the fastest in Robbo, Hicks and Stewart will be playing in the final :crazy: ;-)

 

[gregstar]

every time a try is scored one of brett finch's teeth is extracted.










from stuart's *rse.

 

[Dr Crane]

:lol: Some excellent suggestions here. I especially liked how it took 45 minutes for the Sharks fans to pillage Raper & Kimwhorely.

It'll be like old Roman times. We can release lions onto the field after they're done too.