So this is what bird said
This is what milligan said
I bet they weren't either they were arguing when they got home.
I could presume other scenarios out of the two initial hospital statements.
Couple argue, woman charges man, woman gets pushed away , woman hits coffee table.
Woman not wanting to appear to be a jealous woman in a rage decides to dob in flatmate to avoid embarrasment.
Stupid boyfriend goes along with it to save her embarrasment.
Goes pair shaped for stupid boyfriend, crazed woman won't make statement accusing bird because crazed woman lied from the start and got stupid boyfriend to go along with it.