i aint no f**king maid :lol:, but seeing as how i am God, I shall organise both.
Fee first:
We shall start at 5pm Friday, and with a trailer full of oiled up male strippers that wont require socks in their speedos, the pub crawl....oops I mean, hens night, shall begin.
We shall spend a brief 6 hours at each club in Brisbane. 3 weeks later and after much alcohol consumption, Fee shall disband from the party to attend a park for the wedding on a bright sunny Saturday afternoon in Brisbane.
Raider will start in about three hours time, drinking his way from pub to pub from Penrith up to Brisbane, in this time we shall steal traffic signs and use them like lance's from medieval times. We will hold them out the window of our vehicle and try and hit motorcyclists, council workers, walkers, joggers, pedestrians, animals and anything else we can from our moving vehicle. Obviously there will be toilet breaks, these will be taken in the middle of a highway, everyone will climb out and do toy toys in the middle of the road, whilst giving motorists the finger and mooning them.
We will get the most disliked member of the group to get us extra cash through being a gay prostitute, this individual will be called "booty"
Once arriving in Brisbane, we shall drag Raiders drunken arse to the wedding in the park and pray to someone that Fee is there somewhere, they will not remember the vows, raider will put a vb ringpull thingy on fee's finger as a ring, she will find it piss funny and then when raider is told he can kiss the bride he will pass out and kiss the dirt and fee will walk away with a turtlechip.
I left out a few minor details
