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Harold Holt Update

Quigs

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Well you don't have to be an Einstiene (check me spellun) to work out that they arn't going to be worth as munch when bloody Harold finally shows his head in early October ...... are they.

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gunnamatta bay

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Well you don't have to be an Einstiene (check me spellun) to work out that they arn't going to be worth as munch when bloody Harold finally shows his head in early October ...... are they.

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Quigs
great observation quigs. the second coming is nigh!
 

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I got a phone call in the middle of the night the other night.

When I answered I there was what sounded like real heavy breathing... sort of like panting.

I kept saying ... Hello .. Hello... whose there.

Then between the drawn out breaths the voice said "I'm coming".

I said "Is that you Harold, is that YOU"

The voice just mumbled something incoherent I could hardly make it out but I think he said, "no its me Coolum" and then the phone went dead.

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coolumsharkie

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I got a phone call in the middle of the night the other night.

When I answered I there was what sounded like real heavy breathing... sort of like panting.

I kept saying ... Hello .. Hello... whose there.

Then between the drawn out breaths the voice said "I'm coming".

I said "Is that you Harold, is that YOU"

The voice just mumbled something incoherent I could hardly make it out but I think he said, "no its me Coolum" and then the phone went dead.

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Quigs

Geez, I thought that was ET's phone number!

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Quigs

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Geez, I thought that was ET's phone number!

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Coolumsharkie


Fair call - easy mistake to make.

It is sooo strange how ET and I had a lot in common. We were both pretty boys, poetry in motion, of good christian stock and are role models in the community and the lifestyles of where we chose to live.

Its just a shame one of us has now drifted and become a down and out unscrupulous heathen.






I do hope that ET can turn it around soon.

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spider

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Fair call - easy mistake to make.

It is sooo strange how ET and I had a lot in common. We were both pretty boys, poetry in motion, of good christian stock and are role models in the community and the lifestyles of where we chose to live.

Its just a shame one of us has now drifted and become a down and out unscrupulous heathen.






I do hope that ET can turn it around soon.

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Quigs
and both turned out to be quite the fishermen too...
 

floating pie

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g'day everyone. bloody well forgot my password about 6 months ago. finally decided to re-register.

thought I'd share this bit of Harold Holt memorabilia with everyone on game day...

heraldH.jpg
 

gunnamatta bay

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Been a busy morning. A couple of berroccas and aspirin and then changed the globe in that infernal porchlight. Sure enough the filament was busted. theres always next year.
 

Quigs

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Gidday Gunna.

I've outsourced the light.

Ive now got the CSIRO onto it. Know a bloke that works on one of those marine scientific ships that cruise up and down the coast.

They are now keeping me posted plus I got them to put the "Where's Harold" chip into all the bouys on the coast.

This is where they are.

http://www.buoyweather.com/wxnav6.jsp?region=AE&program=Maps

So you can see I have got the joint covered......... now we can just slip back under the radar

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gregstar

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old harold was a useless pants man.

mind you - one look at zara & you'd almost consider being a androtop.
 

gunnamatta bay

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Don't miss 'The Prime Minister is Missing' (no not Rudd) it's a doco on ABC 1 on Thursday (23rd) at 8.30pm (that's 2030 if you work on a sub) which provides new 'forensic' insights into the old boys disappearance and hence our lack of a premiership. Happy viewing.
 

Quigs

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No radical right wing bloody sweep it under the carpet show is going to sway me....

If they have not got any evidence of the farkin' sub taking 'arold then the show ain't worth a pinch of sh!t.

My mates Uncles Brother who has a friend in the local surf club down that way told him at the time that he and the other blokes on patrol spotted what they thought was a periscope around the time 'arold took the plunge.

It all adds up - and ASIO has been tailing those guys ever since.

But in all reality ........ I blamed Kimmorley.

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