Has Todd Carney found a new club?

[boxhead]

Wait, I asked Bunniesman if he was a police officer a while ago. He said "no".
:lol: An evolutionary tale of fail(ure).

 

[BunniesMan]

How long were you there for?

2 semesters with field expierience placement in between, 8 months all up.

Actually it changes its name quite often. It was the college but was changed to Academy recently.

It's this fancy thing language has called Synonyms...

Look at the bottom right of this link:
http://www.police.nsw.gov.au/recruitment

The caption says 'academy', the sign in the photo says 'college'. Both words apply.

Oh and btw, 'proving' aspects of my life to people I don't know on the internet does not rate highly on my list of priorities. It's somewhere between getting a colonoscopy which is ranked 547th and having a wank which is 549th. Believe the things I have to say about myself, don't believe them, I really don't mind. Do whichever makes you happy.

I've got better things to do than worry about the opinions of people on LU.

 

[Perth Red]

lol at Sharks, yeh I am sure the good behaviour clause in his contract will make the world of difference!

 

[AuDragon]

2 semesters with field expierience placement in between, 8 months all up.

It's this fancy thing language has called Synonyms...

Look at the bottom right of this link:
http://www.police.nsw.gov.au/recruitment

The caption says 'academy', the sign in the photo says 'college'. Both words apply.

Oh and btw, 'proving' aspects of my life to people I don't know on the internet does not rate highly on my list of priorities. It's somewhere between getting a colonoscopy which is ranked 547th and having a wank which is 549th. Believe the things I have to say about myself, don't believe them, I really don't mind. Do whichever makes you happy.

I've got better things to do than worry about the opinions of people on LU.

Well, here's proof that you're lying! :lol:

 

[BunniesMan]

lol at Sharks, yeh I am sure the good behaviour clause in his contract will make the world of difference!

Them clauses worked well for him at Easts...:sarcasm:

Well, here's proof that you're lying! :lol:

When you have a girlfriend, a wank is pretty low on the list.

 

[Ozzy]

I could have sworn that you have been telling everyone for the last year that you were at coffs harbour for uni, and were planning on becoming a cop..

you must have graduated pretty damn fast..

by the way, i'm currently working out how to get rid of these 1,500 ecstacy tablets that i have & thirteen brand new 3D tv's that a mate has loaned me.

oh. and i skipped out on my last rental property after trashing it.

So you do a course in Uni and then go to Goulburn to the Police College? Why would anyone do that?

 

[Ozzy]

Them clauses worked well for him at Easts...:sarcasm:

When you have a girlfriend, a wank is pretty low on the list.

I hate to break it to you but inflatables don't count.

 

[1 Eyed TEZZA]

Yep, I call bullshit. You feel no need to prove yourself to people on LU but you feel the need to try and impress them with lies about attempting to become a cop....and then failing.

 

[Juju]

You would prefer a colonoscopy over having a wank? that explains ALOT about Bunniesman

 

[The.X.Factor9]

Yep, I call bullshit. You feel no need to prove yourself to people on LU but you feel the need to try and impress them with lies about attempting to become a cop....and then failing.

This.

If you don't feel the need to prove it, then why brag about it you stupid f**k; just shut up and be a normal person for once you pathological liar !

 

[juro]

All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Shit imagine Bunniesman as cop, he'd get trolled by teenagers all the time.

 

[Glen]

That explains the aviator sunnies he was wearing in his profile picture

 

[Hooch]

Well it looks like it's going to be a long off-season of trolling Bunniesfool.

 

[Ozzy]

Shit imagine Bunniesman as cop, he'd get trolled by teenagers all the time.

Not to mention beaten up by 90 year old pensioners for his lunch money.

On topic, everything seems to point to Cronulla. I hope it works for Carney (just not when he plays against us ). Do the Sharks really think clauses will stop Todd getting on the drink? Should be interesting to see how the Sloth trys to put a positive spin on it.

 

[Canard]

Yes the lack of posts per day had nothing to do with Souths form at all....

 

[cb4]

Not to mention beaten up by 90 year old pensioners for his lunch money.

On topic, everything seems to point to Cronulla. I hope it works for Carney (just not when he plays against us ). Do the Sharks really think clauses will stop Todd getting on the drink? Should be interesting to see how the Sloth trys to put a positive spin on it.

It's ridiculous if you think we are putting a "dont drink ever" clause in his contract.

There are certain guidelines that he will have to agree to adhere to.

It's also a bit funny if you think we would be the only club to do it. Do you think Mr.Gallop will not look into the contract whether he signs with us, Newcastle, Brisbane, NZ ect.

Any attempt to rock up to the Nrl head quarters with just a contract in hand for 275k would get laughed at.

 

[Ozzy]

It's ridiculous if you think we are putting a "dont drink ever" clause in his contract.

There are certain guidelines that he will have to agree to adhere to.

It's also a bit funny if you think we would be the only club to do it. Do you think Mr.Gallop will not look into the contract whether he signs with us, Newcastle, Brisbane, NZ ect.

Any attempt to rock up to the Nrl head quarters with just a contract in hand for 275k would get laughed at.

Not singling your club out, sorry if I gave that impression. I don't think it will really work for any club. Two clubs have tried.

Is he being offered $275K? I thought it was closer to $150K.

 

[cb4]

It was a made up figure, just like Souths bid.

 

[Fingerbang]

I enjoy having a wank.....and I have been living with my girlfriend for 5 years now.

I thought it was normal for a guy to enjoy wanking, and as much as possible without risking your eye sight. Am I wrong?

Actually, I have seen stats somewhere years ago that said around 90% of guys who do not wank when young, turn out to be homosexual when they are old enough to discover their sexuality.

Anyway.....brb in 5 mins :sarcasm: