How can people say Burt is too small to be a centre when....

[JessEel]

the chick laughed and walked away

as would have i, but they are still funny

"hey - does this smell like cloroform to you?"

 

[Eelementary]

But I love blondes. Females of course.

:-k is that a pick up line?

Generally - yes, albeit a spectacularly unsuccessful one.

However, in this context, I am well aware that you have your significant other and would not want to jeopardise that. So no.

haha, its still nice to have someone try to pick me up!!! :lol: :lol:

i like the line "i've lost my phone number - can i have yours?" cos its funny but i doubt it would ever work ;-)

oh vomit :roll:

I did use a classic line about " I think your father is a thief because he stole the stars from the sky and put em in your eyes" around 10 years ago.

the chick laughed and walked away :?

OK how about these which I have tried out (to moderate success mind you):

* Excuse me miss you see to have dropped something. My jaw.

* Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Well, now that that's out of the way...

* You have a great butt. I want to be friends with it.

* If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance for me a little?

 

[Stagger eel]

[* You have a great butt. I want to be friends with it.

that's class #-o ..I tell you if that line ever succeded I think I'd develop a herion habit. :?

 

[JessEel]

* You have a great butt. I want to be friends with it.

:-k hmm, random, i like it!

 

[JessEel]

* If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance for me a little?

a variation of
* If i said you had a nice body - would you hold it against me?

 

[MystikEel]

* If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance for me a little?

a variation of
* If i said you had a nice body - would you hold it against me?

:lol: :lol: That took me a minute to get that. HAHA. Im slow.

 

[Stagger eel]

the chick laughed and walked away

as would have i, but they are still funny

"hey - does this smell like cloroform to you?"

thanks

I might just start an eating disorder.

 

[JessEel]

hey sounds like fun i'll join ya! (need to lose a few)
im off to bed - see ya'll

 

[MystikEel]

'night, Jess

 

[Eelementary]

[* You have a great butt. I want to be friends with it.

that's class #-o ..I tell you if that line ever succeded I think I'd develop a herion habit. :?

Yeah...

I'm not usually that 'classy'.

But to be fair I was GOOOORNE.

 

[Eelementary]

But I love blondes. Females of course.

:-k is that a pick up line?

Generally - yes, albeit a spectacularly unsuccessful one.

However, in this context, I am well aware that you have your significant other and would not want to jeopardise that. So no.

haha, its still nice to have someone try to pick me up!!! :lol: :lol:

i like the line "i've lost my phone number - can i have yours?" cos its funny but i doubt it would ever work ;-)

oh vomit :roll:

I did use a classic line about " I think your father is a thief because he stole the stars from the sky and put em in your eyes" around 10 years ago.

the chick laughed and walked away :?

OK how about these which I have tried out (to moderate success mind you):

* Excuse me miss you see to have dropped something. My jaw.

* Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Well, now that that's out of the way...

* You have a great butt. I want to be friends with it.

* If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance for me a little?

Now for the fun part:

* Excuse me miss you see to have dropped something. My jaw.

Actually worked, believe it or not. I think at that point my jaw really did drop!


* Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Well, now that that's out of the way...


Again, successful. Yippee for me!


* You have a great butt. I want to be friends with it.

....


* If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance for me a little?

.... ;-)

 

[The Colonel]

The best item to pick up with - crutches!

;-)

I dislocated my knee and spent three and a half months on them. You could go out to a club or pub and make your way through the crowd, find a table with a spare seat and a nice looking lass next to it and ask if she minds if you sit down for a while. Then let the conversation commence! ;-)

 

[Eelementary]

The best item to pick up with - crutches!

;-)

I dislocated my knee and spent three and a half months on them. You could go out to a club or pub and make your way through the crowd, find a table with a spare seat and a nice looking lass next to it and ask if she minds if you sit down for a while. Then let the conversation commence! ;-)

You LEGEND!

I happen to know also that a neck brace is very good too. When I got my neck injury, the ladies were overly interested in me and my story.

However, now that I can play again it's a different story! Why? OH GOD WHY?