Huge wrap on Parramatta Eels' 17-year-old Bevan French

[Poupou Escobar]

He might play second roe unless he gets hooked!

 

[Dibs]

hopefully he can help the eels swim upstream from 16th

Mate salmon swim up stream, not up Niagra Falls

 

[The EELiminator]

Mate salmon swim up stream, not up Niagra Falls

It looks pretty steep at the moment after the cowboys won

 

[strider]

f**k all you death riding sad sack sons of bitches .... Bevan rocks and you all need to lay off him


Ok ok .... i may have an alterior motive here .... bevo just wished me a happy birthday - god love him ..... no no - he really took the time to send me an sms

ffs bernie - an sms from the dude who just got dropped ...smfh

 

[Gronk]

f**k all you death riding sad sack sons of bitches .... Bevan rocks and you all need to lay off him


Ok ok .... i may have an alterior motive here .... bevo just wished me a happy birthday - god love him ..... no no - he really took the time to send me an sms

ffs bernie - an sms from the dude who just got dropped ...smfh

Happy birthday moffo.

 

[strider]

Happy birthday moffo.

Thanks, you bevan rider

 

[Dibs]

f**k all you death riding sad sack sons of bitches .... Bevan rocks and you all need to lay off him


Ok ok .... i may have an alterior motive here .... bevo just wished me a happy birthday - god love him ..... no no - he really took the time to send me an sms

ffs bernie - an sms from the dude who just got dropped ...smfh

Hi Lee Mossop here, just wanted to wish you happy birthday on behalf of the Parramatta Eels, I’m in, are you?

 

[T-Boon]

Hi Lee Mossop here, just wanted to wish you happy birthday on behalf of the Parramatta Eels, I’m in, are you?

Haha,

Hi Eels fans, Jamie Lyon here. Remember, examine your scalp for ring warm.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Haha,

Hi Eels fans, Jamie Lyon here. Remember, examine your scalp for ring warm.

...and traces of pig semen.

 

[Gronk]

Watching the Sunday Footy Show, Slater just said that Ryan Papenhuyzen is 80kgs.

Hang your head in shame Bev. Get an angry face and get involved.

 

[Tooooks]

Watching the Sunday Footy Show, Slater just said that Ryan Papenhuyzen is 80kgs.

Hang your head in shame Bev. Get an angry face and get involved.

I’ve never really bought the “he’s too small” stuff. Slater himself wasn’t big, nor was Ben Barba.

 

[JokerEel]

Watching the Sunday Footy Show, Slater just said that Ryan Papenhuyzen is 80kgs.

Hang your head in shame Bev. Get an angry face and get involved.

Its all Frenchies fault!!!

 

[Chipmunk]

Could possibly go down as the most over hyped junior in the clubs history, although he has some fierce competition for that prize.

 

[Gronk]

Could possibly go down as the most over hyped junior in the clubs history, although he has some fierce competition for that prize.

2016 says hi. I’d say not overhyped as his 2016 season was amazing. 19 tries in 13 games. Not sure if teams worked him out or he’s got the yips or combination of both, but something is stopping him in his tracks.

 

[TheParraboy]

2016 says hi. I’d say not overhyped as his 2016 season was amazing. 19 tries in 13 games. Not sure if teams worked him out or he’s got the yips or combination of both, but something is stopping him in his tracks.

Unknown quantity + pace to burn

coaches worked him out and prepare for him

This melbourne kid, lets see where he is next year

 

[JokerEel]

Unknown quantity + pace to burn

coaches worked him out and prepare for him

This melbourne kid, lets see where he is next year

If the Paps-mere is still playing for the Storm his form will not go backwards...

 

[JokerEel]

French only has 2 options stick around and hope that the club get coaches that can help improve his game or go to a Club like the Storm or Roosters where he will improve. If he leaves just for a first grade Spot at Tigers or another crap club he will fizzle out and be playing RMC in not to long...

 

[Chipmunk]

2016 says hi. I’d say not overhyped as his 2016 season was amazing. 19 tries in 13 games. Not sure if teams worked him out or he’s got the yips or combination of both, but something is stopping him in his tracks.

That's a massive straw your clutching at if you're pulling up stats from 3 years ago. He's spent most of the time since in reserve grade.

Give yourself an upper cut.

 

[Happy MEel]

2016 says hi. I’d say not overhyped as his 2016 season was amazing. 19 tries in 13 games. Not sure if teams worked him out or he’s got the yips or combination of both, but something is stopping him in his tracks.

He played 11 of those games on the wing. He has been pretty average at fullback since and terrible on the wing once opposition teams worked him out.

 

[Gary Gutful]

That's a massive straw your clutching at if you're pulling up stats from 3 years ago. He's spent most of the time since in reserve grade.

Give yourself an upper cut.

He's clutching 19 straws (from 13 games).

...and by straws, I mean tries.

19 tries in 13 games illustrates that the hype was legit at the time.

Would you have said he was overhyped after that season? No f**king way.

Any decline thereafter, isn't a case of him failing to live up to the hype as he had already done that in his first season.

Face it Chippy, it was a stupid statement. Give yourself a dozen.