I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[I'm a loser baby...]

More Ashes!!

 

[strider]

lady ashes

 

[Twizzle]

go you good things

 

[Twizzle]

 

[TheParraboy]

How good is that? Some of our girls have the moves that's for sure, looks like they had a great night, good on em, did Australia proud

Our cricket season should have ended right there, instead this chappell hadlee nonsense series
starting on Friday in Sydney then game 2 in Sydney again . Seriously hope guys like Warner, Finch, Smith, Cummins, Starc are rested, prepare for the t20 series afterwards inNZ

 

[Eelogical]

Hey @Bazal How would you team go against either of this lot?

 

[Bazal]

Oh my god, that is so yuck it makes me want to quarantine myself for 14 days.

That moon ball at about 1:45 gave me cancer. The chunky off spinner is so rank even @hineyrulz wouldn't take him home.

On an unrelated note I have decided to move to England.

 

[Eelogical]

Oh my god, that is so yuck it makes me want to quarantine myself for 14 days.

That moon ball at about 1:45 gave me cancer. The chunky off spinner is so rank even @hineyrulz wouldn't take him home.

On an unrelated note I have decided to move to England.

Just a bit of fun, mate. We all need a bit of a laff.

 

[Bazal]

Just a bit of fun, mate. We all need a bit of a laff.

You just don't understand cricket. There is no encouragement or joy to be had in the cricket community, only endless alpha-ing by those ahead of you in the pecking order until you retire from the game at 40 with seven leg injuries, an alcohol dependency, and no significant other.

How good's cricket?

 

[Bazal]

If you actually want something vaguely approaching a serious answer though...I wouldn't want to play anyone like that.

Partly because I would absolutely make an idiot of myself after about 8 balls trying to launch Fatty Longcock or whatever his name is halfway to Gloucestershire

 

[Twizzle]

Not a great deal of footwork from any of those batsmen

 

[hineyrulz]

Oh my god, that is so yuck it makes me want to quarantine myself for 14 days.

That moon ball at about 1:45 gave me cancer. The chunky off spinner is so rank even @hineyrulz wouldn't take him home.

On an unrelated note I have decided to move to England.

It was almost as bad as watching the womens 20/20 WC.

I'm thinking of making a comeback.

 

[strider]

Whats that? Like z grade?

 

[Eelogical]

You just don't understand cricket. There is no encouragement or joy to be had in the cricket community, only endless alpha-ing by those ahead of you in the pecking order until you retire from the game at 40 with seven leg injuries, an alcohol dependency, and no significant other.

How good's cricket?

No worries, Booney.

 

[Eelogical]

Whats that? Like z grade?

Possibly. But, you didn't think about the coronavirus while you were watching it. The point of me posting it.

 

[Bazal]

It was almost as bad as watching the womens 20/20 WC.

I'm thinking of making a comeback.

Move to England.

We'll have rival teams. I'll captain the Nottingham Nutt Huggers and you can found the Dorset Death Riders.

 

[hineyrulz]

You just don't understand cricket. There is no encouragement or joy to be had in the cricket community, only endless alpha-ing by those ahead of you in the pecking order until you retire from the game at 40 with seven leg injuries, an alcohol dependency, and no significant other.

How good's cricket?

The eerily sounds like my bog average career, more on the back injuries and less on the leg ones.

 

[hineyrulz]

Move to England.

We'll have rival teams. I'll captain the Nottingham Nutt Huggers and you can found the Dorset Death Riders.

You're on!! Well after the Corona virus. I'm going to have to lose a few teeth and maybe stain them with a yellow coloured substance to fit in.

 

[Eelogical]

You're on!! Well after the Corona virus. I'm going to have to lose a few teeth and maybe stain them with a yellow coloured substance to fit in.

I'm sending my resume to the Worcestershire Wankers. I'm sure to get a bat.

 

[Eelogical]

I've got word back, they've accepted me!