I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[strider]

Surely we should just bat out the match from here. Completely demoralise the poms and f**k up their bowlers (who are the biggest twats in their team). Imagine the chaffage they’d have after 3 and bit days of bowling

I may not have been entirely serious

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Smitty more likely than not to get a double hundred?

Yes. Good call.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Yes. Good call.

Well done the both of you.

 

[Gronk]

XXXX Gold is Australia's No.1 beer ? When did that happen ?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I may not have been entirely serious

Well how are we supposed to know? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?!

 

[strider]

Well how are we supposed to know? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?!

It was clearly typed in not entirely serious font

 

[strider]

XXXX Gold is Australia's No.1 beer ? When did that happen ?

The other day when you were in bed crook

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

XXXX Gold is Australia's No.1 beer ? When did that happen ?

They tell Queenslanders that everyone in NSW says it's shit. So they drink it out of spite.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

It was clearly typed in not entirely serious font

I need a new phone.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Mitch Marsh double ton coming up. TPB has set Aussie cricket back a couple of decades.

 

[Gronk]

The other day when you were in bed crook

FMD I'm away for one day and you merkins let the country turn to shit.

 

[Gronk]

So I saw the other day one of the Poms (maybe the wiki) was using a raw bat with no stickers. One of the commentators mentioned it and the other said that perhaps he was holding out for the best offer.

So does that mean that whilst Smith has puma on his bat the it could be a hand made bat from a merkin in Yorkshire with just puma stickers on it ?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

So I saw the other day one of the Poms (maybe the wiki) was using a raw bat with no stickers. One of the commentators mentioned it and the other said that perhaps he was holding out for the best offer.

So does that mean that whilst Smith has puma on his bat the it could be a hand made bat from a merkin in Yorkshire with just puma stickers on it ?

I believe so. Clarke did pretty much the same thing. Although I think Smith might have been with them awhile so they've probably got someone who knows how to make his bat.

 

[parrathruandthru]

So I saw the other day one of the Poms (maybe the wiki) was using a raw bat with no stickers. One of the commentators mentioned it and the other said that perhaps he was holding out for the best offer.

So does that mean that whilst Smith has puma on his bat the it could be a hand made bat from a merkin in Yorkshire with just puma stickers on it ?

Yeah the best players have a bat shaper that will make their bats to how they like them and then they will sticker it up to suit their sponsor.

 

[hineyrulz]

Never doubted MMarsh, what a player.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Who's the merkin robbing the strike from the great Mitch Mush!?

 

[Joshuatheeel]

No cricket expert, so do we just keep on batting for as long as we can ? Try to get enough runs to win in one inns ?

 

[Noise]

No cricket expert, so do we just keep on backing for as long as we can ? Try to get enough runs to win in one inns ?

Yep.

 

[Eelementary]

No cricket expert, so do we just keep on batting for as long as we can ? Try to get enough runs to win in one inns ?

Pretty much.

A lead of anything over 200 is pretty much game over; it would mean the Poms have to score 200, and then score an extra 150-200 runs to get a lead (effectively making them score 300-400) to try to win.

The Poms have shown they cannot put back-to-back big scores up, so a lead of 200+ is goodnight, Irene, imo.

 

[84 Baby]

I may not have been entirely serious

I was