If Cronk joins the Roosters, the 2018 competition is over before it starts

[Life's Good]

This thread & Albert Rosenjinx.

 

[Pedge1971]

Albert got dis.

 

[axl rose]

Hows Teddy going in regards to receiving the ball in 'better' position at the Roosters? perhaps he is heavily marked or he will simply never have the instinct of someone like Slater.

 

[Blues Riff]

Ha. Cronk spanked convincingly along with JT and Smithy. Great weekend so far.

 

[SpaceMonkey]

Cronk just got schooled by Blake Green and Mason Lino. Cooper who?

 

[Barkley]

Hows Teddy going in regards to receiving the ball in 'better' position at the Roosters? perhaps he is heavily marked or he will simply never have the instinct of someone like Slater.

Let’s hope Teddy never gets the ‘instincts’ of Slater.

When a man is down, throw your knees in his back.

When contesting a bomb, kick a bloke in the head.

And always take a dive to earn a penalty.

 

[I Bleed Maroon]

If you want the competition to be over before it starts, you might wanna make sure your team can beat the Warriors minus Shawn Johnson. Just a thought.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

whatever it is jt must have caught it off Cronk. Big guns shooting blanks

 

[Surely]

If you want the competition to be over before it starts, you might wanna make sure your team can beat the Warriors minus Shawn Johnson. Just a thought.

He’s only Shawn in summer

 

[Vic Mackey]

Teddy’s a bigger issue then Cronk atm, I don’t doubt he’ll come good but he looks like the most frustrated man in the world.

I think he expected it to be easy at the roosters and he’d be making breaks/scoring tries at will. At the moment he is struggling to get involved and get the ball in good position. The roosters are playing a very flat attack so he isn’t getting the space he is used to.

They’ve got the sharks next week which I reckon they’ll lose as well. To be 2-3 with that side after being given the easier draw in the Comp is a joke.

 

[Surely]

I’ve got to hand it to Albert, the most elaborately conceived and executed April fools post I’ve ever seen.

 

[thorson1987]

I’ve got to hand to to Albert, the most elaborately conceived and executed April fools post I’ve ever seen.

Has nothing on the mod prank a few years ago though.

 

[veggiepatch1959]

All we need now is Cronk to be rubbed out for ball tampering.

That would be icing on the cake.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Roosters need to light a fire under their pack. What has happened to Taukeiaho? Is it just the after effects of the knee injury he suffered?

JWH/Napa both have the potential to dominate but rarely do when the opposition turn up ready to play.

Friend......

 

[Choppy182]

Cronk is severely overrated. This season so far has showed that. He's not used to being in a team that gets penalised plus not used to not playing outside of Smith. He's winning record in his career without Smith is awful.

 

[Suitman]

Cronk is severely overrated. This season so far has showed that. He's not used to being in a team that gets penalised plus not used to not playing outside of Smith. He's winning record in his career without Smith is awful.

It could be argued that he was more worth than you suggest at Melbourne.
They're not doing so well without him now, eh?

 

[Spot On]

Roosters need to light a fire under their pack. What has happened to Taukeiaho? Is it just the after effects of the knee injury he suffered?

JWH/Napa both have the potential to dominate but rarely do when the opposition turn up ready to play.

Friend......

Napa has to be one of the softest ball carriers in the comp wouldn't he?

 

[Dragon Slayer]

You could tell the stress of playing for those Rooster pea hearts was overcoming Cronk when a cross field kick went sailing into the Grand Stand.

When have you ever seen that from Cronk?

 

[Travitoh]

2-2 after beating Newcastle and Canterbury in the opening month.

Stop the competition, they're home!

 

[The_Shield]

Cronk is severely overrated. This season so far has showed that. He's not used to being in a team that gets penalised plus not used to not playing outside of Smith. He's winning record in his career without Smith is awful.

Not used to being in a team that gets penalised? You do realise the Storm were the 2nd most penalised team last year right?