Injury Updates

[Soren Lorenson]

Matto was great about two games ago where he again proved what hes really capable of. His last game was ok but nothing like his previous game and hes been missing ever since. Definitely an enigma is Matto.

I’m starting to wonder if he’s out the door

 

[Gazzamatta]

I’m starting to wonder if he’s out the door

Its weird but hes done this b4. Surely hes out of sickies and into his LSL by now?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

f**ken pain in the arse he is. That merkin was our best forward in 2022.

 

[Gronk]

There is a stomach bug going around that makes you shit through the eye of a needle for a week and you can lose 5-7kgs.

But it sounds like the preferred story is that he’s on a beach somewhere.

 

[Gronk]

^^^ I’m going with some June 30 conspiracy theory. Even juicier, Matto is so devo about BA being sacked that he’s taking a stand against the “pricks In suits.”

 

[Noise]

There is a stomach bug going around that makes you shit through the eye of a needle for a week and you can lose 5-7kgs.

But it sounds like the preferred story is that he’s on a beach somewhere.

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It’s not a stomach bug or illness.

 

[emjaycee]

It’s not a stomach bug or illness.

What have you got for us mate?

 

[Gronk]

It’s not a stomach bug or illness.

Says you or says whom ?

 

[Noise]

What have you got for us mate?

Nothing that can be posted here without a ‘source’. It’s solid though.

 

[eels_fan]

It’s solid though.

So it’s not explosive diarrhoea ?

 

[Rocket man]

Nothing that can be posted here without a ‘source’. It’s solid though.

Stool

 

[the phantom menace]

There is a stomach bug going around that makes you shit through the eye of a needle for a week and you can lose 5-7kgs.

Can someone pass it to Paulo - he looks and plays like he could do with something like that.

 

[the phantom menace]

^^^ I’m going with some June 30 conspiracy theory. Even juicier, Matto is so devo about BA being sacked that he’s taking a stand against the “pricks In suits.”

Maybe he's hiving time off to prepare for his own documentary, just like Lane?

 

[Sensei Cobra]

There is a stomach bug going around that makes you shit through the eye of a needle for a week and you can lose 5-7kgs.

But it sounds like the preferred story is that he’s on a beach somewhere.

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Sounds like your sticky tape bullshit

 

[the phantom menace]

Benefit of the doubt:

"Ryan Matterson will sit out a second successive week due to illness and drops out of the squad."

NRL Team List Update: Round 12

The Parramatta Eels have updated their squad to face the South Sydney Rabbitohs in Indigenous Round at Accor Stadium on Saturday.

www.parraeels.com.au

 

[Pazza]

i think tbaz said penisini was also out due to illness

 

[Sensei Cobra]

by the looks of it a number of our players are ill

 

[King-Gutho94]

by the looks of it a number of our players are ill

Might be dust mites from the demountables we are using waiting for our COE to open.

 

[eels_fan]

i think tbaz said penisini was also out due to illness

Said he was in hospital most of the week with an infection

 

[MarkInTheStands]

Injury Update: Round 14

The Parramatta Eels can provide the following injury update ahead of the Round 14 clash with the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs.

www.parraeels.com.au

Bailey Simonsson has been ruled out for the remainder of the 2024 season with a knee injury. The outside back has suffered a torn ACL which will require season-ending reconstruction surgery.

Ryan Matterson is making good progress from persistent headaches he has suffered from recently. He needs to complete a full week of training, including contact, before he can return to play.