Its official we bought a lemon and boy is it sour

[hindy111]

Untill further notice im putting sandow in the Steven kearney's majic buys.
Id hate to buy a used car with SK.He would walk in with 500k and come home with a datsun with a flash spray job.vrroom vrooom
Its time to face facts-We bought a lemon.Im not sticking up for him anymore like other forumites.He is a lemon.
Souths have gone up 2-3 gears since he has left.Unfortunately there are no refunds on this buy.

He cant read a game
He cant execute a play
He cant perfect a short kick
He cant organise a team
He cant tackle

So what can he do? Basicaly the same things as Daniel Mortimer except he cost twice the price-Well probably 4 times what morts is on now.

NEXT

 

[hindy111]

Actualy im beeing a bit harsh
A lemon has some use

 

[hineyrulz]

We shoulda bought a Zoo.

 

[EelsFan05]

He's got no ticker in defence what so ever and could give a rats in attack unless he's on the front foot.

 

[Parra Pride]

Are you suggesting we should bring back Morts? I know we're all going crazy right about now, but that's still a stupid idea.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Luke Kelly is even worse then the useless Sandow

 

[hineyrulz]

Sandow has been absolutely woeful the last two weeks.

 

[tresurehunt]

bit hard when morts just signed a 2 year deal with the rooters, why wouldn't he .....

 

[EelsFan05]

Forget Mortimer get Kelly back. ARRGGGGHHHHH!!!

 

[Maroubra Eel]

He's got a few friends out there too.

 

[EelsFan05]

Luke Kelly is even worse then the useless Sandow

Agreed he is nearly at B Roberts proportions. Forget buying a hooker we haven't got a half that has a clue how to execute a game plan, if there is one.

 

[SaraSassypants]

Feel sorry for you guys cause we had to put up with the same shite. He has his moments but I don't think he'll ever become the player we all thought he could turn into. Always going for the glory plays and too many wrong choices. Norman and Kelly should be your halves building to the future. Norman had an excellent game on Friday in a beaten team. A buy who will turn out to be worth every cent.

 

[Bandwagon]

He's got a few friends out there too.

Yep, da fence is being sat upon, not executed.

 

[TheParraboy]

We shoulda bought a Zoo.

zoo weekly?

 

[Eels Dude]

Sandow's defence has been shocking. Both our halves look useless in the opposition's 20 too. Only Hayne looks dangerous.

 

[EelsFan05]

Ohhhh shit there goes another pea hearted attempt at a tackle.

 

[hineyrulz]

zoo weekly?

Highlights of a very poor day.

 

[IFR33K]

Untill further notice im putting sandow in the Steven kearney's majic buys.
Id hate to buy a used car with SK.He would walk in with 500k and come home with a datsun with a flash spray job.vrroom vrooom
Its time to face facts-We bought a lemon.Im not sticking up for him anymore like other forumites.He is a lemon.
Souths have gone up 2-3 gears since he has left.Unfortunately there are no refunds on this buy.

He cant read a game
He cant execute a play
He cant perfect a short kick
He cant organise a team
He cant tackle

So what can he do? Basicaly the same things as Daniel Mortimer except he cost twice the price-Well probably 4 times what morts is on now.

NEXT

Good to see you making a call, and not reading or believing the continual bullshit on here.

Sandow isn't and never will be the answer.

For our sake, lets just hope he isnt on the ridiculous money, as quoted by the tabloids. But then again, they'd probably have more of an idea than most here.

Id say If we have any money left over, we look at Sam williams, or even Hodgkinson.

 

[hineyrulz]

Good to see you making a call, and not reading or believing the continual bullshit on here.

Sandow isn't and never will be the answer.

For our sake, lets just hope he isnt on the ridiculous money, as quoted by the tabloids. But then again, they'd probably have more of an idea than most here.

Id say If we have any money left over, we look at Sam williams, or even Hodgkinson.

Either would be an improvement atm, our 6,7 or 9 couldn't lead a horse to water let alone lead a young footy team around the park. At least Hodko isn't a 12 point minimum liability in defence.

 

[Etu Uaisele]

Could've been worse. We could've gotten pumped on Friday night .