Jarryd Hayne - Make him an Eel for Life

[hindy111]

Im back baby.I am sure you have all missed me. I met this girl the other day. Turns out she was a model and we got chatting. Loved what I had to say. She ends up inviting me on the family yatch. I lost reception out on the waters. And had a little upset stomach from all the oysters we ate and champas.
Anyhows what have I missed?

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Im back baby.I am sure you have all missed me. I met this girl the other day. Turns out she was a model and we got chatting. Loved what I had to say. She ends up inviting me on the family yatch. I lost reception out on the waters. And had a little upset stomach from all the oysters we ate and champas.
Anyhows what have I missed?

I won $1,000,000 and shagged Margot Robbie.

I win.

 

[84 Baby]

Im back baby.I am sure you have all missed me. I met this girl the other day. Turns out she was a model and we got chatting. Loved what I had to say. She ends up inviting me on the family yatch. I lost reception out on the waters. And had a little upset stomach from all the oysters we ate and champas.
Anyhows what have I missed?

Not much, but we’ve sure missed the complete fabrications of reality you erect

Edit - sorry I don’t want to sound like I want you to continue your lies so I’ll change my response to f**k off, dickface

 

[strider]

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[Eelogical]

Im back baby.I am sure you have all missed me. I met this girl the other day. Turns out she was a model and we got chatting. Loved what I had to say. She ends up inviting me on the family yatch. I lost reception out on the waters. And had a little upset stomach from all the oysters we ate and champas.
Anyhows what have I missed?

Prospect reservoir has never had issues with reception.

 

[Dibs]

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Oh well it was good while it lasted. Quality of posting is on the way down again

 

[Dibs]

Im back baby.I am sure you have all missed me. I met this girl the other day. Turns out she was a model and we got chatting. Loved what I had to say. She ends up inviting me on the family yatch. I lost reception out on the waters. And had a little upset stomach from all the oysters we ate and champas.
Anyhows what have I missed?

How did the other girl who’s apartment looks over the Sydney Harbour Bridge take this fabricated story?

 

[El Diablo]

he's melting lol

 

[Dibs]

I won $1,000,000 and shagged Margot Robbie.

I win.

You’d win if you lost a million and shagged Margot.

 

[hindy111]

Oh well it was good while it lasted. Quality of posting is on the way down again

God your obsessed with me....Just block me ffs.

 

[Dibs]

My knickname is the cockroach. Well its what Dad calls me.

Well it’s not as bad as what I thought he might call you

 

[Dibs]

God your obsessed with me....Just block me ffs.

I’m obsessed? Should I enlighten everyone with the drivel you PM’d me before you went off sulking because I rejected your advances?

 

[IFR33K]

You better sit down for this one mate.

Homophobes Might Be Hidden Homosexuals

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/homophobes-might-be-hidden-homosexuals/

Nothing wrong with pillow biting gronk!

 

[Dibs]

Nothing wrong with pillow biting gronk!

How do you pillow bite a Gronk?

 

[El Diablo]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/...e/news-story/544ba1debe7084a37ad920d7aa3b42e1

Phil Rothfield: Unproven sexual assault claims may end Jarryd Hayne’s career ... and that’s a shame

Phil Rothfield, Sports Editor-at-large, The Daily Telegraph
10 minutes ago


As a footballer, Jarryd Hayne is as gifted as any I’ve seen in the modern era.

I can’t say the same about him as a human being, not that I’ve had that much to do
with him.

He appears brash, impetuous and sometimes big-headed.

But this column is not about that and I’m actually sticking up for him.

These latest sexual assault claims will probably end his career prematurely at 30 years of age.

Even if he’s cleared, there’s the stigma.

I’ll start by saying my emotional thoughts are with the young lady and her family more than anything else. You always think in these cases: What if it was your own daughter?

However, everyone knows there must be a presumption of innocence before anyone is condemned, especially before charges have even been laid, as the case is here.

Think about it. If Hayne was John Smith, who worked in a low-profile job, would we have even heard about this case, let alone have it leading news bulletins on Channel 9 and making the front page of this newspaper.

In no way am I playing down the allegations.

But does a person deserve to lose his career and his livelihood over unproven claims?

I know for a fact St George Illawarra and the Parramatta Eels are now off Hayne.

I rang Eels coach Brad Arthuron Saturday to ask if he would still support the fallen superstar.

“I’m not allowed to comment, mate,” Arthur said. “Ring (CEO) Bernie Gurr. We’ve been told not to say anything.”

Right now, police investigators are determining if they should take any further action.

Meanwhile, Hayne’s career has been left at the bottom of the scrapheap.

And I’m not sure that’s fair.

 

[Dibs]

To be fair Hayne’s career wasn’t far from the bottom of the scrap heap already

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

We really might get him for minimum wage now!

 

[IFR33K]

We really might get him for minimum wage now!

The eels have given plenty of players a second chance in recent years. Why not the plane?

 

[T-Boon]

To be fair Hayne’s career wasn’t far from the bottom of the scrap heap already

You dick head.
He was our most threatening player last year, and err every other year he has ever played for us. He basically won a handful of games on his own.

 

[T-Boon]

I’ll start by saying my emotional thoughts are with the young lady and her family more than anything else. You always think in these cases: What if it was your own daughter?

Haha, his thoughts were on the next drink.