Jarryd Hayne - Make him an Eel for Life

[Pilot house]

Madge is going to West tigers. Any small or frightened forward will be given his marching orders. Complete clean out there.

By the way, he likes Brown and will go after him with a vengeance. Everyone at Souths loved the bad boy enforcer.

 

[Eelogical]

lol, I didn’t promise you a rose garden..

I beg your pardon.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Madge is going to West tigers. Any small or frightened forward will be given his marching orders. Complete clean out there.

By the way, he likes Brown and will go after him with a vengeance.

Imagine if we could pick up one who's both small and frightened!

 

[Eelogical]

Imagine if we could pick up one who's both small and frightened!

A team? We already have that.

 

[Pilot house]

Imagine if we could pick up one who's both small and frightened!

You will have to forgive my expression, I’m from Penrith, but you get my drift.....

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Cough....

The whisper is that George Burgess is ready to flee too.

Is that the one with the massive cock or the one with the hair?

 

[Pilot house]

Any player behind Cleary at Penrith will be tempted....any coach as well I guess.

 

[Pilot house]

Um, well Manly are a crap team and des is way too much hard work, so you could tempt a few of their non or sub-marquees.

A couple of the Aussie super leaguers always get homesick.

Jack bird was a key failure, he might be on the outer too.

A lot of it will depend upon Brad and what he can do, but there’s probably better coaches out there. I mean has anyone thought grabbing Bennett after seibs dumps Souths in a few weeks or even O’Brien?

 

[strider]

So now you're trying to flog some shit manly tent

 

[Pilot house]

So now you're trying to flog some shit manly tent

Ok I will give up.

 

[Eelogical]

You will have to forgive my expression, I’m from Penrith, but you get my drift.....

Ahh, the 'riff. Gateway to the Blue Mountains and beyond.
I love a sunburnt outpost
A place of crack cocaine
Flannel shirts abound there
' to live in Emu Plains!

The ' western' splits the city
Like an el porto chicken dinner
No worries though as they are slow
Gus said the 'riffs a winner.

 

[Eelogical]

Is that the one with the massive c**k or the one with the hair?

Which alternative suits your requirements the most?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

There are pros and cons to either.

 

[Eelogical]

There are pros and cons to either.

Enlighten me. I've nothing more to do this evening apart from cooking rissoles, veges and enjoying a cold pale ale.

 

[strider]

Enlighten me. I've nothing more to do this evening apart from cooking rissoles, veges and enjoying a cold pale ale.

Euphemism

 

[Eelogical]

Euphemism

Like every other post on here, or so it seems.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

By the way, he likes Brown and will go after him with a vengeance. Everyone at Souths loved the bad boy enforcer.

What a load of bullshit!! They made him a crap offer of f**k all!! And all with Mcguire in charge!! That’s why he left and signed with us:

“South Sydney didn't deem Nathan Brown worthy of another contract.

"They said that I wasn't in their plans for the future," Brown recalled.

Instead of running out for the Rabbitohs on Friday night, he will be running out against them. Asked why he wasn't afforded the opportunity to properly display his wares while wearing the cardinal and myrtle, the bustling back-rower chuckled: "Because I wasn't 115 kilograms like all the other boys at Souths. I was the littlest bloke in that team, that's for sure."

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp...airest-after-souths-snub-20170829-gy6ikp.html

 

[hindy111]

Ok. I will stretch my achievable eels out.

Alex Johnston is rumoured to be ready to leave Souths because he’s under performing.

So add him to the eels squad.

He will need some strength, but he’s electric off the mark.

Remember BA tried signing him on big bucks

 

[hindy111]

So now you're trying to flog some shit manly tent

Ths guys annoying....Im ready to block. But its saturday night and I have no plans so I wont just yet.

 

[Eelogical]

Ths guys annoying....Im ready to block. But its saturday night and I have no plans so I wont just yet.

FFS, Hindy! Now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight unless I know whether you're going to block Strider or not. It's very frustrating!