Jarryd Hayne - Make him an Eel for Life

[TheParraboy]

another prop?

 

[Gazzamatta]

This weekend I will reveal my all new “ achievable eels” squad for 2019 based on availables and disgruntled players at other clubs.

I am afraid that the cost will be at least half of the current squad.

Are you related to Gus 111?
Hint:
Dont type in "Blue".

 

[Avenger]

Nah just tell us.

Guess FFS.

 

[Chipmunk]

Guess FFS.

He goes allright, but he's not Captain material at this stage of his career.

 

[Avenger]

He goes allright, but he's not Captain material at this stage of his career.

Brian Smith took a similar punt with a young Nathan Cayless.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I played footy with Nathan Cayless back in the day. He loved telling merkins what to do. Alvaro doesn't strike me as the same type of player.

 

[Avenger]

I played footy with Nathan Cayless back in the day. He loved telling merkins what to do. Alvaro doesn't strike me as the same type of player.

Don’t give out too many clues or Chiefy will work out who you are.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Guess FFS.

Is he Asian?

 

[Avenger]

Is he Asian?

If you dyed his hair black you could call him a panda. So the answer is, yes.

 

[Eelogical]

I played footy with Nathan Cayless back in the day. He loved telling merkins what to do. Alvaro doesn't strike me as the same type of player.

 

[strider]

If you dyed his hair black you could call him a panda. So the answer is, yes.

But he's a gorilla, not a bear

 

[Pilot house]

Ok. I will stretch my achievable eels out.

Alex Johnston is rumoured to be ready to leave Souths because he’s under performing.

So add him to the eels squad.

He will need some strength, but he’s electric off the mark.

 

[Chipmunk]

Ok. I will stretch my achievable eels out.

Alex Johnston is rumoured to be ready to leave Souths because he’s under performing.

So add him to the eels squad.

He will need some strength, but he’s electric off the mark.

Yeah, because we could really do with another fullback in the roster.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Sorry, I meant Ethan Cayless. The older, soccer-playing brother of Nathan.

 

[Pilot house]

Yeah, because we could really do with another fullback in the roster.

He can play anywhere in the backs actually.

 

[Eelogical]

Ok. I will stretch my achievable eels out.

Alex Johnston is rumoured to be ready to leave Souths because he’s under performing.

So add him to the eels squad.

He will need some strength, but he’s electric off the mark.

Well, if he's under performing he'll fit right in.

 

[Pilot house]

Well, if he's under performing he'll fit right in.

lol, I didn’t promise you a rose garden..

 

[Chipmunk]

He can play anywhere in the backs actually.

But he'll want fullback money to come to us.

Seems to have performed well when playing in a team who's forwards go well. He'll struggle to even remotely replicate that at Parra.

 

[Pilot house]

Cough....

The whisper is that George Burgess is ready to flee too.

 

[Pilot house]

licca is friendless at the dogs too.