That side we picked. Forget being without Smith and Wanker, the whole side is off kilter.
Short - don't believe the hype, 1 good big wank and he's an Australian opener? Get f**ked.
Head - hasn't taken his chance.
SMarsh - how the f**k is this gumby in the team
Stoinis - how the f**k is this guy batting 4? Way too high.
Finch - so, if you're inconsistent as an opener and can't field then we'll put you at 5 and that will solve everything. Get f**ked.
Maxwell - not sure. Should be able to float around the order.
Paine - paine is not a good enough batsman to play this format. If they're selecting him because he's captain that's stupidity, at least bat him at 9 then.
Agar - get f**ked. The merkin isn't a spinner, isn't a batsman, he's got nothing.
The bowlers have been affected by our big 3 being injured, however, Kane Richardson is shit. He was shit the night of his debut when he was barred from bowling and he's shit now. Tye was always going to be worked out by international teams.
We're ranked 6th in the world atm. We've got as much chance of winning the world cup next year as Iceland.
