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A bloke bumped in to me on the bus the other day and said, “Remember Leonardo Di Caprio.”
Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said, “Remember Leonardo Di Caprio.”
Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my bedroom window at 11.30 that night and said, “Remember Leonardo Di Caprio.”
I thought, “That’s it, I’m going to the Police.”
I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man.
I said, “Yes, he reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio.”
Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said, “Remember Leonardo Di Caprio.”
Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my bedroom window at 11.30 that night and said, “Remember Leonardo Di Caprio.”
I thought, “That’s it, I’m going to the Police.”
I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man.
I said, “Yes, he reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio.”
