LOL@50uFF$ V: Send it upstairs!

[dogslife]

The LOL@5(c)uff$ will never die, unless of course LOL@5(c)uff$ win another premiership. So I repeat, LOL@5(c)uff$ will never die.

LOL@5(c)uff$

 

[AlwaysGreen]

My proof is simply the ridiculous logic that would lead someone to think that anybody would bother lieing about playing HAROLD MATTHEWS UNDER 16S. ffs. If I was going to lie I'd make it a lie worth telling. I'd say I'm a current star 1st grader and I can't reveal my identity.

NOONE lies about what they did as a 15 year old, it's not worth the time it takes to think up the lie.

I had a brief period in Harold Matthews, the top comp for 15 year olds. I wasn't as good as I thought I was, I broke my ankle, there ended my hopes and dreams of playing in the NRL. The end.

:lol::lol::lol: Details please, not excuses. If you're shy PM me.

 

[BunniesMan]

So you can track me down and stalk me...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

So you can track me down and stalk me...

No I'm just interested in a young mans dream being shattered.

 

[Cee 7]

My proof is simply the ridiculous logic that would lead someone to think that anybody would bother lieing about playing HAROLD MATTHEWS UNDER 16S. ffs. If I was going to lie I'd make it a lie worth telling. I'd say I'm a current star 1st grader and I can't reveal my identity.

NOONE lies about what they did as a 15 year old, it's not worth the time it takes to think up the lie.

I had a brief period in Harold Matthews, the top comp for 15 year olds. I wasn't as good as I thought I was, I broke my ankle, there ended my hopes and dreams of playing in the NRL. The end.

What year did you play and was it for Souths?

 

[dogslife]

What year did you play and was it for Souths?

By Harold Matts he means they let him play for the Coogee Wombats u/8's because they were of a similar standard to him. And by ankle injury he means an ant bit him on the ankle while he was playing, and the pain was too severe, so he retired

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

great come back :sarcasm:

Thanks champ. I was considering legal action instead, but that's your domain.

I just settled for a LOL@5(c)uFF$!

 

[BunniesMan]

What year did you play and was it for Souths?

2005 and not Souths. It was a western Sydney team.

 

[BunniesMan]

And AG? Dreams shattered? Pfft. Like I said, I wasn't as good as I thought I was. I would have been lucky to get to Toyota cup, let alone 1st grade.

If you hit puberty at the right time and you're vaguely coordinated enough you can get into a Harold Mats side. Big jump up from HM/SG to Toyota cup and massive jump again to 1st grade.

But the crutches from my broken leg did impress a girl I liked which led to me getting my first ever girlfriend. Silver lining...

 

[gypsy]

what position goldenrod?

 

[BunniesMan]

Centre.

 

[dogslife]

I broke my ankle, there ended my hopes and dreams of playing in the NRL

But the crutches from my broken leg did impress a girl I liked

If you're gonna lie goldenrod, at least lie consistently ;-)

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I wasn't as good as I thought I was.

Well said.

 

[gypsy]

Centre.

no you're mixed up goldenrod. You see I was asking what position because in your last post, you mentioned your first girlfriend. So if you were in the centre, does that mean someone was shoom shumming you from behind?

 

[BunniesMan]

If you're gonna lie goldenrod, at least lie consistently ;-)

Ankle is part of the leg dickhead.

Leg has 2 less letters in it.

 

[BunniesMan]

no you're mixed up goldenrod. You see I was asking what position because in your last post, you mentioned your first girlfriend. So if you were in the centre, does that mean someone was shoom shumming you from behind?

Dear god. That idiots ramblings has become part of LU lexicon. I weep for this forum.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Dear god. That idiots ramblings has become part of LU lexicon. I weep for this forum.

I'm pleased that little country could finally contribute anything at all, no?

 

[Titanic]

I lied about when I was 15 but it wasn't about Harold Matthews, it was about Wendy Matthews and her old man's refusal to believe that his little girl was into 71's ... that's a 69 with a double Hopoate for all you mathematically challenged. The lie? ... I assured him that we were just friends.

LOL@5(c)uff$

 

[BunniesMan]

double Hopoate...such a homo.

My crutches made the girl I like think I'm a big tough guy. This made her my first girlfriend. This made me lose my virginity. No hopoating involved...

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

My crutches made the girl I like think I'm a big tough guy. This made her my first girlfriend. This made me lose my virginity.

Those crutches were then charged for and convicted of false advertising.