LOL@50uFF$ V: Send it upstairs!

[AlwaysGreen]

in breaking news, apparently nathan tinkler had reached a verbal agreement to steal dave taylor away from souffs for a reported $1m per season..

the agreement was terminated after tinkler did some undercover research and discovered that taylor actually needs a double shoulder reconstruction and could miss the entire season..

the story has captivated film makers and a feature film is planned to be released.. It's called:

tinkler, taylor shoulder spy
This awful joke is proudly brought to you by souffs..

This is the John Sutton of jokes.

 

[the_flight_of_the_magpie]

Manu still LOL@50uFF$

 

[Silent Knight]

Five Reasons to be at RTR12! No.5

23 Jan 2012

Each day in the lead up to the Return to Redfern match between the Rabbitohs and the Warrington Wolves, we’ll give you a reason why you need to be at this game!

No.5 – Plenty of Fun for the Whole Family!

The kids can enjoy the last weekend of school holidays at the footy by taking part in the our Junior Member Clinic at RTR12, as well enjoy the Rabbitohs KidZone at the Australian Technology Park Performance Centre at Redfern Oval.
To learn more about the Junior Rabbitohs Member Footy Clinic, please click here.
The KidZone will feature a Rabbitohs jumping castle and free face painting for the kids. Food and beverage outlets will also be available around the ground throughout the duration of the event.

And don’t forget to come and meet Reggie Rabbit at the game and wish him the best of luck for the 2012 season!
Tickets for the Return to Redfern match between the Rabbitohs and Warrington are available by clicking here, by calling (02) 8306 9922, or by visiting Rabbitohs Member Services at Level 4, 265 Chalmers St in Redfern during business hours.

Source: http://www.rabbitohs.com.au/News/Club-News/Five-Reasons-to-be-at-RTR12-No5.html

Gee I wonder what those other four reasons could be hmmmmmm I'm not sure but I'll have a shot...

4. Free Dental Appointments and Soup Kitchen at the Ground

3. Souffs will never get to experience a REAL world club challenge, so Rusty decided to put together the FAIL club challenge so his players could feel special! Make sure you're down there for the second most important game on the Souffs calendar for 2012!

2. Souffs fans get to make an appearance in the latest episode of Rusty's sitcom classic, "Fightin' Round the World". All they need to do is stand around while Rusty beats on them. (see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-DblXaqQMk)

1. We all get to enjoy a hearty LOL@50uff$ as they get smashed by the Warrington Wolves!

 

[AuDragon]

New measures in place at the Redfern club!

Michael McGuire will go to any extreme to prevent GI and Coal Train to escape for a snack during training, due to the likely chance they will be robbed or even injured by a toothless fan in a metho daze as soon as they set foot outside the gates.

He instructed Michael Crocker and Nathan Peats to learn how to make real MacDonald's meals, so Taylor and Inglis can avoid making their frequent trips to the nearest outlet, and have instead freshly made burgers at their disposition...

Michael Crocker in training:

 

[Ozzy]

New measures in place at the Redfern club!

Michael McGuire will go to any extreme to prevent GI and Coal Train to escape for a snack during training, due to the likely chance they will be robbed or even injured by a toothless fan in a metho daze as soon as they set foot outside the gates.

He instructed Michael Crocker and Nathan Peats to learn how to make real MacDonald's meals, so Taylor and Inglis can avoid making their frequent trips to the nearest outlet, and have instead freshly made burgers at their disposition...

Michael Crocker in training:

Dumb idea. Wasn't that part of Coltrane's and G.I's exercise routine? Running the gauntlet of lol@50uff$ fans was like trying to evade opposition players (but not as hard) while the run did them some good.

 

[God-King Dean]

I'm going to be @ the 50uff$/Warrington game.

Should be LOL.

 

[Ozzy]

I'm going to be @ the 50uff$/Warrington game.

Should be LOL.

Put on a DVD and sell copies on EBay. You'll make a motza from the lols on it.

 

[Ozzy]

I'm going to be @ the 50uff$/Warrington game.

Should be LOL.

BTW was it given away with every cheeseburger bought?

 

[goosie]

i believe souths had a better chance last year to win premiership with sandow, now that he is gone they are screwed imo.

 

[juanfarkall]

I'm going to be @ the 50uff$/Warrington game.

Should be LOL.

Will there be a L0L@50uff$ banner at the 50uff$ members only match ?

 

[Titanic]

Will there be a L0L@50uff$ banner at the 50uff$ members only match ?

Should be carried by the Warrington Chapter:

 

[Big Tim]

lol@50uff$

 

[franklin2323]

I'm going to be @ the 50uff$/Warrington game.

Should be LOL.

Banner??

 

[franklin2323]

Gee I wonder what those other four reasons could be hmmmmmm I'm not sure but I'll have a shot...

4. Free Dental Appointments and Soup Kitchen at the Ground

3. Souffs will never get to experience a REAL world club challenge, so Rusty decided to put together the FAIL club challenge so his players could feel special! Make sure you're down there for the second most important game on the Souffs calendar for 2012!
eats on them. (see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-DblXaqQMk)[/B]

Yeah too sh!t to make it so made their own.

 

[Ozzy]

Banner??

Banner, bannim, ban the lot.

 

[God-King Dean]

Didn't get to go.

No LOL for me.

 

[Timmah]

Oh dear.

5 captains.

 

[God-King Dean]

LOL @ 5(c)uff$

 

[joshie]

lol@50uff$

is all you can say after losing to the Wolves.

 

[_snafu_]

Lol@50uff$ starting off on a familiar tone.