lol@50uff$ VI: DKoR's meltdown

[Cliffhanger]

I guess this thread was appropriately named after all.

 

[BunniesMan]

So Souths is where peoples careers go to die huh?

GREG Inglis has hit out at speculation about his perceived weight problems, revealing he is back to the fitness levels that helped him win the 2007 Clive Churchill Medal at the Melbourne Storm.

But as the images of Inglis in camp prove, the Maroons ace is lean and mean and ready to terrorise the Blues in Origin I at Melbourne's Etihad Stadium on Wednesday night.

Under Souths coach Michael Maguire's new regime at Redfern this season, Inglis has trimmed down to 105kg, his lightest since the 2007 grand final, when he scored two tries to spearhead the Storm's 34-8 premiership defeat of Manly.


Inglis said finding stability in Sydney with wife Sally has helped with his diet and conditioning.
"My weight was probably a little higher when I got to Souths, but I had a few injuries and there was a while where I was living in Melbourne on my own without my partner," Inglis said.
"I can't fault Greg ... he is playing extraordinary football for Souths," Meninga said. "He is only 25, he's fitter than he's ever been, he's more professional than he's ever been."

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...-blues-in-origin/story-e6frexv9-1226360652010

And I understand the IQ levels among the regulars in this thread ain't too high. So I know too many words ain't easy for ya. So how about a picture:

One of the best players of the modern era is in career best form 18 months into his Souths career. One of the best players of the modern era is planning to extend his contract at Souths to effectively make him a Rabbitoh for life. GI is a lean mean fighting machine right now.

He's just 25. The Storm had the boy, were getting the man. He's just 25 and is on the verge of breaking all time origin records.

By the time he is done he will have the record for the most origin tries (by a mile considering he's going to break it at 25) and the most combined origin and test tries. And he'll be at least a dual clive churchill medallist.

Yeah but Souths is where careers go to die...:sarcasm:

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

All I see is a future Jenny Craig ambassador with a tattoo that is false advertising.

PS: LOL@5(c)uFF$!

 

[juanfarkall]

So Souths is where peoples careers go to die huh?
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...-blues-in-origin/story-e6frexv9-1226360652010

And I understand the IQ levels among the regulars in this thread ain't too high. So I know too many words ain't easy for ya. So how about a picture:

One of the best players of the modern era is in career best form 18 months into his Souths career. One of the best players of the modern era is planning to extend his contract at Souths to effectively make him a Rabbitoh for life. GI is a lean mean fighting machine right now.

He's just 25. The Storm had the boy, were getting the man. He's just 25 and is on the verge of breaking all time origin records.

By the time he is done he will have the record for the most origin tries (by a mile considering he's going to break it at 25) and the most combined origin and test tries. And he'll be at least a dual clive churchill medallist.

Yeah but Souths is where careers go to die...:sarcasm:

Why not quote the whole article rather than picking the bits that suit your argument Dunniesman ?
I vaguely recall that when an article is quoted, the poster/quoter should post the article in full, not just pick out the bits that suit them.

So why did you leave out the paragraphs in bold ?

Perhaps it is really you that has the problem with too many words ?

No wonder you have less credibility than the nation's Prime Minister.

Here is the article in full.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...-blues-in-origin/story-e6frexv9-1226360652010

GREG Inglis has hit out at speculation about his perceived weight problems, revealing he is back to the fitness levels that helped him win the 2007 Clive Churchill Medal at the Melbourne Storm.
The in-form Queensland centre endured an injury-plagued 2011 season and, at his lowest ebb, was accused of being a lazy trainer amid claims his playing weight had ballooned to as much as 120kg.
But as the images of Inglis in camp prove, the Maroons ace is lean and mean and ready to terrorise the Blues in Origin I at Melbourne's Etihad Stadium on Wednesday night.
Under Souths coach Michael Maguire's new regime at Redfern this season, Inglis has trimmed down to 105kg, his lightest since the 2007 grand final, when he scored two tries to spearhead the Storm's 34-8 premiership defeat of Manly.


The former Storm flyer admits he was carrying a few excess kilos when he arrived at Souths last season, but has shed 6kg in the past 12 months to reveal a trim and taut physique.
"That was ridiculous that I was (120kg) ... that's the size of (Maroons teammate) Dave Taylor ," Inglis said with a laugh. "At my highest I got up to 110kg or 111kg and when I was coming back from injury, I probably was playing overweight.

"There's always going to be critics, but I've blocked that out."
Inglis said finding stability in Sydney with wife Sally has helped with his diet and conditioning.
"My weight was probably a little higher when I got to Souths, but I had a few injuries and there was a while where I was living in Melbourne on my own without my partner," Inglis said.
"I haven't lost too much weight to be honest, probably two kilos since the end of last year. But I have a bit more order now and my diet is looked after a bit more. I definitely feel lighter going into this game and I'm moving across the ground better."
That's a scary proposition for the Blues, with Inglis just one try shy of eclipsing former Maroons utility back Dale Shearer as the greatest tryscorer in State of Origin's 32-year history.
The Maroons are intensifying preparations for the series opener, arriving in the coastal Victorian town of Torquay yesterday afternoon for a weekend camp. When the Maroons entered camp on Monday night, Mal Meninga spoke to Inglis about maintaining the rage and the coach says he has rarely seen the giant centre so content in football and life.
"I can't fault Greg ... he is playing extraordinary football for Souths," Meninga said. "He is only 25, he's fitter than he's ever been, he's more professional than he's ever been."

 

[Jason Maher]

There were questions about the name of this thread, but it has turned out to be incredibly prescient.

f**k me nemi, you're the one who puts the LOL in LOL@5(c)uff$!

 

[Ron's_Mate]

Trust Bunniesman to find a photo of Inglis with his shirt off.

 

[Dragon]

Is that a premiers tattoo on his chest? lol

 

[StormHi]

Hope he either takes out that nipple bar or tapes it up!! Gallen Nipple Cripple from hell otherwise

As a former Storm Boy I am really glad he has found a home and is happy (More about his personal life being fixed up then anything The Rabbitohs have done tbh)

Inglis's carreer has a long way to go plenty of time for the Wabbitohs to Kill it off.



Dunniesman the geniuss Philospher!!

 

[BunniesMan]

Is that a premiers tattoo on his chest? lol

A lot of players get Tattoos after they win grand finals. Tattoo removal is bloody painful.

Maybe he'll change the year on it when he wins a grand final with us.

 

[_snafu_]

Trust Bunniesman to find a photo of Inglis with his shirt off.

Is Bunniesman gay?

 

[BunniesMan]

Is Bunniesman gay?

I'm certainly not, just a few people on LU like to say I am because of their own fantasies.

 

[Canard]

Inglis is in the midst of his 4 or 5 game purple patch which just happens to coincide with Origin every year, come the final siren in Brisbane on July, he will be back to his Souffs form and weight.

 

[StormHi]

No Dunniesman We say you are gay because you chase Inglis around with a High Powered Telescopic lens camera hoping for a dunny shot and being satisfied with the odd shirtless snap........

Seriously deluded if you think the pain of tattoo removal is the reason for not removing his preimership tattoo.... Records book say they never won but you can't take that feeling or pride he has in his former club away from him.

 

[muzby]

You certainly are a dumb cutie. I'll repeat it for you one last time... SSRLFC does not market that picture and in any case it's one dating back to 2005 (pre Crowe era).

in which case, this is an even bigger lol@souffs than if the club marketed it...

why is that?

well, if memorabilia is produced and marketed by a third party, then effectively "the market" determines what memorabilia is produced & sold (refer to the laws supply & demand if you are confused..)

which means that if the market chooses to make premiership memorabila for all other clubs, but chooses to make only a charity sheild memorabila piece for souffs, it means that the wider market also has no faith in the rabbits to win anything...


and please. lets not get into the whole "pre-crowe" argument about merchandise.... afterall, he's the one who produced & sold the book of fueds... (last seen being flogged off for $4.95 on the rabbitohs website..)

 

[Nemesis]

So which cardboard box/park bench in Appin should I send your "personal invitation" to ?

"Dear Nemmiewinks,
feel free to come and see me at Saints Leagues Club on Sunday.
Oh and please have a wash and acquire a pair of matching laced shoes, clean trousers and shirt otherwise you will not be allowed in.
BTW LOL@5(c)uff$
regards
Juan."

Of course if you really wanted to do anything more than bignote you could actually PM me, after all it seems that it is you that wants to discuss something with me.
Regardless of whether you have anything more than a big whiney mouth or not, I (like most) will continue to LOL@5(c)uff$ for as long as the Blackcourt Phonies continue to play their home games at Homeless Stadium whilst claiming to somehow be the Pride of anything when the reality is that they are just an ongoing embarrassment.

Appin's an occasional weekend ride pit stop, so I suggest you send it closer to home... care of the MU Surf shop at Maroubra.

Happy to meet down the far end of beach where the surf's a bit calmer for nippers of your class...
but there's still a small rip that'll get "Eric the Eels" like you into strife, so you might want to bring one these with you juanf**ktard...

Oh... and have one of these on standby...

 

[Nemesis]

I tried to PM Nemmie again but got this message.

What a shame.

Yeah what a shame you're such a maggot brain, juanf**ktard or you may have realised that you need to request to be on my contact list first, you spineless worm...

 

[Nemesis]

That or your team has been so pathetic that thousands of people from all walks of life feel the need to laugh at your club on a public forum.

Your team are such pathetic softcocks that they took the easy way out, merged with another club and now only have 1 premiership.

I guess 30 or 40 Dead V geniuss and their cronies doing their endless circle-jerk could seem like thousands of people. :lol:

.....and lol@DeadV

 

[Nemesis]

in which case, this is an even bigger lol@souffs than if the club marketed it...

why is that?

well, if memorabilia is produced and marketed by a third party, then effectively "the market" determines what memorabilia is produced & sold (refer to the laws supply & demand if you are confused..)

which means that if the market chooses to make premiership memorabila for all other clubs, but chooses to make only a charity sheild memorabila piece for souffs, it means that the wider market also has no faith in the rabbits to win anything...


and please. lets not get into the whole "pre-crowe" argument about merchandise.... afterall, he's the one who produced & sold the book of fueds... (last seen being flogged off for $4.95 on the rabbitohs website..)

I'll defer to your judgement, as you clearly have an MBA... Master of Brainless Administration.

Rabbitohs merchandise sales are one of the highest in the NRL... thats one of the reasons why we're currently the most profitable Sydney NRL club.

However, all sorts of unlicensed products are available all over the internet, genius. Want to buy a fake Rolex?

oh.. and lol@DeadV

 

[juanfarkall]

Appin's an occasional weekend ride pit stop, so I suggest you send it closer to home... care of the MU Surf shop at Maroubra.

Happy to meet down the far end of beach where the surf's a bit calmer for nippers of your class...
but there's still a small rip that'll get "Eric the Eels" like you into strife, so you might want to bring one these with you juanf**ktard...

Oh... and have one of these on standby...

So you won't be at Kogarah or Saints Leagues Club ?

No surprise really.

Just like your reluctance to PM anyone.

I bet the colour of your floatie comes in handy for you. Does it match the colour of the teats that you enjoy sucking ?
Or is that a more fleshy colour ?

Perhaps a yellow streak should have been added to S(c)uff$ jersey in honour of you ?

 

[juanfarkall]

Yeah what a shame you're such a maggot brain, juanf**ktard or you may have realised that you need to request to be on my contact list first, you spineless worm...

That's pretty funny Nemmie.

You dribble about people being too spineless to PM you when you know that you can not recieve the PM's from them.
Says a lot about you really.

Perhaps one of the most geniused posters on all of LU but still the toughest kid in the sandpit at school I bet.

BTW does your mother let you suck her teat with that mouth or do you wait until she is asleep/passed out ?