You would think after 3 premierships there would be enough of them to talk in their own board.
Their board are too beholden to Nivanism ( Nate and Ivan).
So long as they smug along quietly, collecting premierships, the board are simply too afraid of them.
Nate has wisely invested in a brewery to ensure the continued survival of drunken domestic violence incidents in smugtown.
The peachey gold was a favourite. Lite as can be.
There was that piece written about them last year, they are at year 4 of the smugulence, that era reckoned at 7 years total dominance of the game.
Year one was derailed when Ivan brought Nado on too late in the grand final.
At least 15 minutes too late for Nado to have his game winning impact.
But he learned his coaching lesson.
Of course, the poor kid was chroming away with spray-on Tan in those days.
Turning up to training with red puffy cheeks wanting to climb the goalposts. Not the “better person” Ivan promised. A jolly jumbuck coke head instead.
“ Money talks” is what Ivan said
He’s hard core greed and plunder
Left the Tigers to smoke his smug
And made us f**king chunder