MATT PARISH

[MugaB]

No, but I would hazard a guess he’s the reason they lost it!

Bea gave him an hour during the captains run and he gave his famous “rookies again” speech.

He said they were “80 minutes away from a grand final” until someone reminded him they’d actually made it.

He got them to imagine the game went on for longer and the playing feild was shorter.

The eels players were struck by his wisdom and sage advice. Some fainted. It all became clear in an instant.

Finally, he put on the mighty jester outfit and they all did a round of his authentic Morris dancing.

Bea came back, but the damage done was fatal and the choke was a sure thing.

Despite this, he remains the most decent and best person humankind has ever produced and ever will.

Im not sure why any person was born after Mary, as we had clearly reached our evolutionary zenith.

As I said once before, when the aliens land and head to the White House to pay for their parking on earth, Mary is the chosen one to plead our case for ongoing survival as a species.

"Choke" is just part of the furniture round there

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

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"Choke" is just part of the furniture round there

Parramatta wants to merge with your East Penrith.

For our Saints and Steelers friends here, there’s whispers that Penrith are considering applying for the 18th team franchise and splitting the club into two.

They are confident they can field two competitive sides and get the crowd numbers.

A deal with the old Rooty Hill RSL to be Penrith East HQ.

Pretty cheeky of your ugly lot @MugaB buddy.

They can’t use East Penrith, that would cause a riot, maybe Blacktown or something.

Give it a Pacifica flavour.

 

[MugaB]

Parramatta wants to merge with your East Penrith.

For our Saints and Steelers friends here, there’s whispers that Penrith are considering applying for the 18th team franchise and splitting the club into two.

They are confident they can field two competitive sides and get the crowd numbers.

A deal with the old Rooty Hill RSL to be Penrith East HQ.

Pretty cheeky of your ugly lot @MugaB buddy.

They can’t use East Penrith, that would cause a riot, maybe Blacktown or something.

Give it a Pacifica flavour.

Cant use Blacktown, the rainbow colors of the mighty panthers will upset their religous beliefs, and also GWS as they are FULLY entrenched there in that town....
Pftt BWAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Cant use Blacktown, the rainbow colors of the mighty panthers will upset their religous beliefs, and also GWS as they are FULLY entrenched there in that town

Make a concession and remove the pink stripe!

 

[MugaB]

Make a concession and remove the pink stripe!

There's no pink stripe in licorice allsorts,
AND YOU KNOW IT TIGER!!!

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

There's no pink stripe in licorice allsorts,
AND YOU KNOW IT TIGER!!!

There’s certainly no pink in the Manly jersey.

@This Year? and I were going to put together a business case for Manly Council to turn Brookvake into a rave party venue with Dessie as Resident DJ before he was sacked.

I am also keen to get the Mardi Gras settled in there permanently when the march isn’t on.

If you feel the need to party on and dress up, get a kind of fun and exhibitionist groove happening, you can head to Brooky and do your thing.

Do something upbeat, fun and constructive with the venue during the long summer months.

If that doesn’t work, we can turn it over to the Samoans for a perpetual Samoa-fest.

 

[Dragon David]

‘I’ll never be an NRL head coach’: Parish reveals plans after Samoa’s stunning World Cup run

‘I’ll never be an NRL head coach’: Parish reveals plans after Samoa’s stunning World Cup run

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

‘I’ll never be an NRL head coach’: Parish reveals plans after Samoa’s stunning World Cup run

‘I’ll never be an NRL head coach’: Parish reveals plans after Samoa’s stunning World Cup run

www.foxsports.com.au

He will never be an NRL coach because he messed with Hadleys wife.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

‘I’ll never be an NRL head coach’: Parish reveals plans after Samoa’s stunning World Cup run

‘I’ll never be an NRL head coach’: Parish reveals plans after Samoa’s stunning World Cup run

www.foxsports.com.au

“ I will never stalk and hassle women again” might have been a better commitment from this knuckle dragging imbecile.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Well he finishes his avo and he’s straight into the texts to Hadleys ex. She gets another avo.

That’s the only thing the Muppet should not have done to keep clear of the cops and the courts


He just can’t be that bright.

 

[MugaB]

Well he finishes his avo and he’s straight into the texts to Hadleys ex. She gets another avo.

That’s the only thing the Muppet should not have done to keep clear of the cops and the courts


He just can’t be that bright.

Balmain thru and thru

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Balmain thru and thru

He threw his hat into the ring.

After two or three years of no contact under threat of arrest and gaol, he thinks if he texts her, all will be forgiven and Mrs Hadley will rush back into his arms, go down her knees and ask him for his hand in marriage.

And he could enjoy the life of Riley on the back of Rays hard earned radio fortune.

He makes Baldrick look like Steven Hawking,