Mitchell Mortimer: A poor clubs Cronk and an overpriced Mortimer

[Swiftstylez]

What I am proposing is that 4D Chess is being played and there is a war going on for your mind.

 

[strider]

I'll tell you this, and it is probably what makes me so endearing...

but I am just playing a character like the Kardashians.

We both aren't really that oblivious but it helps me be more relatable to the common people.

So you have an enormous arse?

 

[Twizzle]

and a hairless Vag

 

[Gary Gutful]

...and a talentless, deluded f**kchop for a husband.

 

[Swiftstylez]

...and a talentless, deluded f**kchop for a husband.

and a hairless Vag

 

[Gary Gutful]

Louis telling it like it is.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Okay seriously.

Who thinks this try looks like the one Moses scored against the Eels on the weekend?

 

[Swiftstylez]

I'm going to suggest that Morts returns home to where he belongs when running a cost benefit analysis.

I'm also going to beg the question, is Moses actually Mortimer?

 

[emjaycee]

Okay seriously.

Who thinks this try looks like the one Moses scored against the Eels on the weekend?

Yep, looks exactly like it except Moses didn't run from dummy half he got a good ball from Tedesco who has drawn in some defence to create a gap for the sliding line that Moses ran.
But other than that glaringly obvious difference, yep nearly the same try.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Who here thinks that this cucumber was exactly like the Moses try?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Mortimer has a limited playmaking game. That's why he plays for Newtown.

 

[emjaycee]

Who here thinks that this cucumber was exactly like the Moses try?

Not as similar to the Moses try as this Capsicum is to the Mortimer try dude.

 

[emjaycee]

Okay seriously.

Who thinks this try looks like the one Moses scored against the Eels on the weekend?

Who thinks the above post by Swifty looks the same as this bowl of vegetables?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Not as similar to the Moses try as this Capsicum is to the Mortimer try dude.

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True. It's a dead ringer.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm also going to beg the question, is Moses actually Mortimer?

When you look into Moses' eyes are you mesmerised by a feeling of perfect love and tranquility? My arse you are.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Who thinks the above post by Swifty looks the same as this bowl of vegetables?
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I think it looks more like this bowl.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Yep, looks exactly like it except Moses didn't run from dummy half he got a good ball from Tedesco who has drawn in some defence to create a gap for the sliding line that Moses ran.
But other than that glaringly obvious difference, yep nearly the same try.

So what you are saying is that everything looked alike except for the fact that Mortimer had to do everything himself? Moses also does not have a consistent play or kicking game, I look forward to bumping this thread in a few years. The eels already have a ball runner his name is Norman.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I look forward to posting some more vegetables.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I look forward to posting some more vegetables.

Found one:

 

[Swiftstylez]

and a hairless Vag

I'm more worried that you consider this unusual tbh