Most pain you have ever experienced!

[0neye]

i have sliced my little finger on the meat slicer at work,filled up 3 tea towels of blood.

my and my cousin were patty bashin and i was doing 80kms around a sharp bend next thing i know we hit a tree the car was buckled really bad my head hit the windscreen lucky it didnt go through it but it did crack it and left a scar on my forehead. had bad whiplash after woods and was sh*t scared to drive for a while.

been bashed several times by lebo gangs the worst was at tafe 6 of them bashed me and broke my nose and kicked me in the ribs a few hundred times. but all turned out good mum felt sorry for me and got me the greenday tickets that i so wanted.

My cuz tryed that on his x but at 160 kmh up the ass of her car with no seat belt he bounced of the windscreen R.I.P Lenny ;-)

 

[Alba]

I too have had my heart broken in the past, and prefer to feel physical pain

sad but very very true

 

[0neye]

.... then there are the deep-seeded emotional and psychological pains that we have. The girls who have broken my heart, the cruel abusive teachers, the touchy-feely uncle, the mummy who didnt hug me, the daddy who didn't praise me when I won the spelling bee so now I spend my free time browsing internet forums in a pitiful and futile search for human interaction and fulfilment.....
get a life piss ant ;-)

 

[Razor]

When I was 11 at gymnastics.

Slicing my ear half off, on the parallel bars. Was doing a flip, failed to grasp the bars , coming down head first with my ear up against the bar.

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

Falling down 4 stairs on camp that were about 80cm for each stair, broken arm, couldn't walk, and couldn't breathe, doctor said if had fallen a little more vertical I would never have been able to walk again.

 

[madunit]

Falling down 4 stairs on camp that were about 80cm for each stair, broken arm, couldn't walk, and couldn't breathe, doctor said if had fallen a little more vertical I would never have been able to walk again.

I was expecting you to say period pain.

 

[Twizzle]

Falling down 4 stairs on camp that were about 80cm for each stair, broken arm, couldn't walk, and couldn't breathe, doctor said if had fallen a little more vertical I would never have been able to walk again.

Are you sure some one didn't push you.

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

No I jumped to knock the ball back and I just knocked my breath out.

 

[madunit]

and I just knocked my breath out.

This action is also known as exhaling.

It is painful at times Preniers, but after a while you get used to it.

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

Piss off Pinhead.

 

[Knightmare]

About a month ago I thought up a new 'Jackass' stunt and put Dencorub on my balls. Guys- DON'T try it!!! It feels like your manhood is being burnt off! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[Matt23]

Middle ear infections hurts like hell...as does tearing knee ligaments & breaking bones.

 

[ParraMatt]

My gf breaking up with me tonight

 

[Holla if ya hear me]

Once had a cyst removed fron my chestbone
I remember thinking looking at the needle that it couldnt possibly fit under the skin especially if your lying down
Anyway..the dr came over and leaned over me and proceeded to stick the needle down to my chestbone scraping the chestbone along with it

They peeled me off the ceiling

then i was getting another injection to put in some Dyein to look for a blockage after a car accident.This needle was strapped to my inside elbow and left there.I got a scratch on top of my head and absent mindedly went to scratch it.re-insurted the needle didnt I!!!!

They peeled me off the ceiling

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

1997 GF.

 

[Matt23]

:lol: haha Preniers

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

It was so painful the last minutes, and then being squashed by my matress when ws crying afterwards.

 

[Holla if ya hear me]

That was the most GLORIOUS DEFINING moment in league history
Johns goes the blind
Inside to ALBERT
ALBERT!
DARREN ALBERT WILL SCORE!
NEWCASTLE HAS WON RUGBY LEAGUES CROWN!

 

[Terminator]

newcastles first real grand final win could only be described as painful.

Dont you mean first 'weal' Grand Final win?
(It was our second by the way)

 

[raz]

the 1999 and 2001 GFs were f&*ed