My attempt at a serious thread

[Eelementary]

I was pissing myself when Xandor came out and started dancing for Princess Clara's father- that pink g-banger he had on was a scream! :lol: Also never mind it when Foxxy and Princess have a nice little girly pash ;-)

:lol: Xandor's dance...:lol:

 

[Eelementary]

What is it you always say to me? Smile and the world smiles with you?

Take your own advice plz.

Happy?

 

[Dani]

Very!

 

[Eelementary]

I'm glad.

 

[Twizzle]

thats a good thing dani

how do we get you to stay happy

 

[Dani]

Pingers.

 

[Eelementary]

I think you mis-spelled "corny jokes"...

 

[Dani]

That too.

 

[Eelementary]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?.....Nobody who?....Nobod....

 

[Dani]

:lol:

You're crazy

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

no i am

 

[Twizzle]

Pingers ??

 

[Dani]

Twiz is showing his age.

 

[Eelementary]

I like bad jokes.

 

[Twizzle]

a Pinger is an acoustic alarm

why would you want one of them ?

 

[Dani]

It's also ecstasy.

 

[Twizzle]

why didn't you just say E

never heard it called that before

 

[Knightmare]

:lol: Xandor's dance...:lol:

Have you ever seen 'Derek and Clive get the horn' or 'The Arisocrats'? I reckon you would love those films! :LOL:

 

[Eelementary]

No I haven't - but I'll definitely check them out!

 

[Knightmare]

Not the sort of thing you would want to watch with a lady-friend, but so filthy it makes you piss yourself all the same. 'Derek and Clive' especially- every second word is either 'F**k' or 'merkin' :LOL: