My attempt at a serious thread

[Dani]

Hehe you're too good to me

 

[Eelementary]

No, I just like to make sure you're doing well.

 

[Dani]

So sweet

Dream girl is going to be so lucky.

 

[Eelementary]

She's a figment of my dreams. She doesn't actually exist.

 

[Dani]

Yes she does.

 

[Eelementary]

Proof?

 

[Dani]

When you meet her and you fall in love and get married and have babies. And i'll stand right behind you doing the i told you so dance the whole time.

 

[Eelementary]

That's not proof...

I could marry a crack-addcited hooker and have many crack-addicted babies...

 

[Dani]

We all know you wont do that.

 

[Eelementary]

I might...

 

[Dani]

No you wont. I wont let you.

 

[Eelementary]

But we're in love!

 

[Dani]

Oh, in that case...
*steps back*

 

[Eelementary]

We're not really in love...She's just alleging some crazy scheme that I'm the father of her crack-addicted babies...

 

[Dani]

Well that's not good now, is it? And poor dream girl, what's she going to do now?

 

[Eelementary]

I was nowhere near that brothel on that night...

 

[Dani]

:/.

 

[Eelementary]

I went there twice.

 

[Dani]

I knew it!

 

[Eelementary]

But the first time was strictly business. I had some money that needed collecting on that particular evening.