Need A Good Sickie Reason

[adamkungl]

He's a tad cagey I haven't actually noticed who he supports, he's a bit of a know all fecker though.

Nice....you should smite the whinging prick with all your angry female power

 

[Dutchy]

Name? I'll troll for lols.

 

[petetheileet]

feel like chucking a sickie tomorrow....


gta love government jobs!!!

 

[Mixmasterreece]

But I don't wanna bring bad karma on myself so I'm not saying anyone died or that I really am sick, cos I jinx myself like that and I'd find myself on the dunny for three days if I did.

So? Help?

Weeping Cootchie?

 

[Houdini]

Suppossedly someone used this at a friends workplace, could be it's just a joke, but good for a laugh anyway

Employee "I can't come into work today, there's something wrong with my eyes"
Employer "whats the problem?"
Employee "I just can't see myself coming in today"

 

[IanG]

I'm not feeling very well. I have a moose in my arse.

 

[Martli]

Should probably get that checked out, Ian.

 

[Apey]

From goats to moose eh..

 

[TooheysNew]

Friction burns on your genitals.

Trust me, they don't ask follow up questions.

 

[TooheysNew]

Friction burns on your genitals.

Trust me, they don't ask follow up questions.

 

[Mr Angry]

When you are a boy, they might ask to see a females.......GKD would.

 

[Chook Herron]

yeast infection - too much cheese on the taco