New sponsor for 2008: Tony Ferguson

[*Sandy*]

lol Fibro is having potty shotties at himself.

 

[The Mighty Panther]

Not a big fan of ferguson's weight loss product. If you look at the formulation of his shakes, the sugar outweighs the protein. That surely can't be healthy - especially if you're consuming them for long periods of time.

Nothing beats a healthy balanced diet and regular exercise.

 

[Dave Q]

Not a big fan of ferguson's weight loss product. If you look at the formulation of his shakes, the sugar outweighs the protein. That surely can't be healthy - especially if you're consuming them for long periods of time.

Nothing beats a healthy balanced diet and regular exercise.

Its a pretty common occurance.

A lot of the diet stuff- they pump up the edible cardboard with refined sugar so as soon as u lose 10 kilos you are diagnosed as being pre-diabetic.

Thats ok until you pass out turning onto to Mamre rd from the freeway and collect a passing schoolbus.

Cut down sugar as far as possible for 3 months then have a sip of lemonade.

It tastes foul. Worse than beer.

 

[Fibroman]

It's a lot easier, particularly in the warmer weather, to drink more water and do more exercise.

My preferred method of diet is elevating my stress levels to a point whereby my heart rate maintains a constant 150 bpm during the time I am awake and then place further stress on the old ticker with the Xanex, Rivotril and Stilnox in the evening to knock the old lights out.

 

[*Sandy*]

It's a lot easier, particularly in the warmer weather, to drink more water and do more exercise.

My preferred method of diet is elevating my stress levels to a point whereby my heart rate maintains a constant 150 bpm during the time I am awake and then place further stress on the old ticker with the Xanex, Rivotril and Stilnox in the evening to knock the old lights out.

Have you not heard of the side effects from this? A man threw himself of a balcony whilst on stilnox medication. A lady decided to take her large kitchen knife and try to hack her arm off whilst on stilnox medication. A man cannot remember driving and crashing whilst on stilnox medication and there are many many more stories like this.

Knowing the Fibro like I know the Fibro, you my friend are a candidate for a stilnox disaster! :shock:

 

[Dave Q]

At least he'll still fit into his trousers next week.

It wont matter that the cat is stuffed into his jocks (purring) along with the hubcaps off the ute!

 

[Kilkenny]

Have you not heard of the side effects from this? A man threw himself of a balcony whilst on stilnox medication. A lady decided to take her large kitchen knife and try to hack her arm off whilst on stilnox medication. A man cannot remember driving and crashing whilst on stilnox medication and there are many many more stories like this.

Knowing the Fibro like I know the Fibro, you my friend are a candidate for a stilnox disaster! :shock:

Thanks for telling me now PK. The last couple of times I stayed a Fibro's after an evening on the turps he dispensed stilnox like they were candy and I still didnt enjoy a good nights slight on his mite infested lounge. In future I'll stick to the good old fashioned male remedy to get to sleep, if you know what I mean.

 

[Dave Q]

Thanks for telling me now PK. The last couple of times I stayed a Fibro's after an evening on the turps he dispensed stilnox like they were candy and I still didnt enjoy a good nights slight on his mite infested lounge. In future I'll stick to the good old fashioned male remedy to get to sleep, if you know what I mean.

For the viewers at home and you Bulldogs fans, Kilkenny is talking about watching re-runs of the last NRL four grand finals.

The female remedy to sleepnessless is the sudden and unexpected onset of a terrible migrane, not serious enough for an ambulance mind you, but still bad enough to prevent her from putting the light out....or checking on the baby.

 

[*Sandy*]

Thanks for telling me now PK. The last couple of times I stayed a Fibro's after an evening on the turps he dispensed stilnox like they were candy and I still didnt enjoy a good nights slight on his mite infested lounge. In future I'll stick to the good old fashioned male remedy to get to sleep, if you know what I mean.

Has he still got that mite infested lounge?

Talking of Tony Ferguson and weight loss, there is plenty of stilnox stories on weight gain. Many stilnox takers were unknowingly doing the midnight fridge raid and gaining 20 to 30 kilos over a 6 month period. Fibro's man boobs could be a stilnox creation.

Fibro, for gods sake or rather Asbestos's sake, detox yourself dude!!! You are a worry you crazy galoot!! :crazy: Talking of crazy galoot's, how is Big Artie? Hope he is doing well.

 

[Kilkenny]

Has he still got that mite infested lounge?

Thankfully Fibroman retired the dust mite infected lounge a couple of months back and invested in a very nice brand new modular lounge with recliners on each end. I had a relatively peaceful sleep on it towards the end of the season just completed but unfortunately sometime during my slumber Asbestos Boy decided to use a green coloured texta and decorate my face. During the face painting I did not awake due to effects of the alcohol. Needless to say Fibroman and son enjoyed the spectacle the next morning which was compounded by the fact the texta used was not water based and almost impossible to wash off. I am pleased this amused Fibroman and brought a little joy to his otherwise miserable existance.

 

[*Sandy*]

:lol: Sorry Kilkenny but that is funny!

 

[Kilkenny]

:lol: Sorry Kilkenny but that is funny!

Sadly PK, Kilkenny's nightmare did not end with the face painting.

I retreated down to Fibro's second bathroom at the back of his palatial home armed with morning fresh washing up detergent to have a shower and attempt to remove the false sunglasses and other decorative effects from the green texta.

I locked the door of the bathroom to ensure I was not the subject of further Fibro and Son pranks while showering.

After partially removing some but not all the decorations on my face I attempted to open the bathroom door. The lock was jammed and I was now stuck in a bathroom so small you could not swing a cat in it.

I didn't realise I was claustrophobic until this moment being unable to escape from Fibromans tiny second bathroom.

After shouting at the top of my lungs for what seemed like hours Fibroman finally arrived and after some manipulation with a screwdriver was able to free the lock and release me from my nightmare.

For the record these events occurred after losing the unloseable game against the Cowboys.

 

[Fibroman]

Thankfully Fibroman retired the dust mite infected lounge a couple of months back and invested in a very nice brand new modular lounge with recliners on each end. I had a relatively peaceful sleep on it towards the end of the season just completed but unfortunately sometime during my slumber Asbestos Boy decided to use a green coloured texta and decorate my face. During the face painting I did not awake due to effects of the alcohol. Needless to say Fibroman and son enjoyed the spectacle the next morning which was compounded by the fact the texta used was not water based and almost impossible to wash off. I am pleased this amused Fibroman and brought a little joy to his otherwise miserable existance.

I nearly forgot about that. Young Asbestos boy used some good old fashioned initiative and did a very good job on you. In fact........i believe I did a rib cartiliage laughing so hard looking at the little toons on your facial and forearm skin,

Peace out.

 

[Kilkenny]

I nearly forgot about that. Young Asbestos boy used some good old fashioned initiative and did a very good job on you. In fact........i believe I did a rib cartiliage laughing so hard looking at the little toons on your facial and forearm skin,

Peace out.

I could do with you repaying your monetary debt particulary as I am now seeing a dermotoglist (skin specialist) to repair the damage done by your sons practical joke. They dont come cheap and I am adding his fees to your debts. The $150-00 loan plus three visits to Dr Chong at $120-00 a visit means you now owe me $510-00. Give me a call your silence has been deafening.

 

[Fibroman]

I could do with you repaying your monetary debt particulary as I am now seeing a dermotoglist (skin specialist) to repair the damage done by your sons practical joke. They dont come cheap and I am adding his fees to your debts. The $150-00 loan plus three visits to Dr Chong at $120-00 a visit means you now owe me $510-00. Give me a call your silence has been deafening.

Go and get a script for the meds off Putrid and I will wack it up on the compo claim. Not a problem.

Ps. I never asked you on the morning as you were quite anxious to decamp via my palacial front door............ was the floor sticky in the shower? I did think you looked rather sophisticated in those green spectacles, but the green self harm scars on your forearms were just plain weird.