Get a good exercise routine going and stick to it. Something high intensity, like boxing training or Tae Bo should do the trick, but you have to stick to it. If you do so, then losing 20kgs shouldn't be a problem.
Go to Asia and eat freshly cooked Cobra and drink its blood, then you should be able to grow your hair back.
As for getting lucky tonight, sorry, I don't have any advice for you. Maybe take some kind of dating/pickup course? Or join Tinder.
As for dreams not being realistic, I believe that signing Bennett and him bringing those players with him is very realistic. If I was CEO, it would probably already have been a fait accompli.
I will also add that most successful people had dreams of success. They visualise themselves being successful, having the things that they desire and doing the things that they wish to do. Maybe you should give it a go? Sometimes successful people are asked, did you ever dream that you would have this much success, and they reply, that they did. A guy named Napoleon Hill wrote one of the first self help, improvement books that I know of. It was called Think And Grow Rich. Part of his advice was to visualise success. Everything starts with an idea.
We can sign Bennett right now. If we do so, Brisbane would release him a year early and we would have Bennett as our coach next year. Pangai and Oates are both unsigned and both have expressed their desire to continue to play under Bennett. So if we signed Bennett, him bringing Oates and Pangia is quite possible. Joey Leilua could say that he wants to be closer to his family (who are from the StGeorge district) and he could also say that he wants to play with his brother. I think this scenario is very possible, as long as we sign Bennett and sack Mary.
I was actually watching this video on Youtube just before I wrote my reply to you, Watch this and the other one, which I watched last night from the same person.